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engrishwebmaster	(OLD) POO Flinging Contest!!! WINNERS ANNOUNCED!!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2145 (09/13/04 01:45:33) Charming Junkie More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None In the spirit of "Monkey Week" at Engrish.com, let's having contest!! Please answer the following question: "As the regulars to this board can attest, monkey's are known to have fun flinging their own poo. If you were a monkey for a day, who would you want to fling poo at the most, how would you do it, and why (that particular person)?" ( I am looking for a scenario here.) Contest Rules (in English): - Enter by replying to this post to answer the above question USING ENGRISH. - There will be TWO WINNERS - one old-timer (those with over 100 posts) and one newbie (people with less than 100 posts) - Those two with most creative, humorous and smelly stories (judged by me) in Engrish will receive an Engrish.com t-shirt of their choice. (If you have recently purchased a t-shirt and do not need another one I will refund you for one t-shirt). Runners up will receive a sticker of their choice. - Feel free to write as many messages (entries) as you like, but the final decision will be based on ONE post only (not an accumulation of posts). - Messages can be as long or short as you like. I will not judge based on length of message, but let's face it - too short is too short (one-liners will not do it). - Images are welcome, but not a requirement by any means. - Regarding the use of Engrish, please refer to these guidelines. - I have kept some older contests in this forum for you to take a look at for ideas. - Contest ends at midnight (PT) Saturday, September 18th. Winners will be announced soon thereafter within this thread. EWM Thanks for your corporation.
Dangle	That which is Contest Entry of poo.	#1	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/13/04 11:29:22) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Taking the poo of fiesh and brown into hand of opposite lunching. Hear a sidewalk people roud. Monkey wakes up of not very happyness. Open the window.
nullportal	Dung flung choosing	#2	[-]
Posts: 10 (09/13/04 11:50:40) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It would like most flinging "poo" at contest winner not it.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: That which is Contest Entry of poo.	#3	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/13/04 16:35:29) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dangle Bery welcome to Engrish.com. Locky you EWM make a T-shirt got your name.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Dung flung choosing	#4	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/13/04 16:37:11) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Welcome for you, NellPoodle, to Engrish.com. Post you plenty here.
Baka Sai	Re: Dung flung choosing	#5	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/14/04 00:54:38) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Poo is flinging at Georg Bush. His presidency is most falling out. I would take poo, and fling at amazing force. His face is too funny for good time today.
Le Beluga	Re: MONKEY WEEK!!! - Fling your POO here!!! (Yes, its a cont	#6	[-]
Posts: 1313 (09/14/04 07:51:55) Dab At Life More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	IT TURNS ME!!!! Hello my names is: Le Beluga. (and I have the problem) I now to presentate a essay of me about I be a morkey of-the-day. Its utmost fantasy of a Beluga, become the prime-mate and subsequent enjoy complete! felicity! (I'm are fully understanding of never being such a monkey. It necessitate DNA of monkichi for develop the long tale and, also, pinkish nakedity bottoms...... but Daddy was a street corner. I own the thing which is owned by me which is Street Corner DNA. Nowly I do the fantasize the monkey anyhoo.) IF I ARE A MONKEY, or: A POOFLING ESSAE by: Beluga (thanks of a listen) If I monkey myself today, it obviously evidential that a firstly action of Monkeyluga it is: PUT A FACKTORY OF JULIE'S KAKA CRACKERS INC. OUT OF BEESNEST !!! Julie enrage me; think she haves mononopoly of Kaka but I poo-flinging-Queen-of-!POO! now... hahahahahahaaaa. I telling Julie her: "All your facktory are belong to us. I to take over POO Beesness everywhore nowly, you to go please fack off with vigor." Ahh... presently that I get it out of a system, I feel more better. For be relevant of contest question, I ex-plane a chosen person who I fling poo to. (see 'Fringpootoo', on appendix number A - not included) VICTIM: Evill coworker Shebitch of (doom). EQUIPMENTS: -Potty fully fill ( maked certain of texturity and colours, bee a best manure. Feces of healthy ripe banana smoothiness, glean of myself which is consume Metamucil, especially for this project now. FIBERS it key of gooeytion of caca; to consume enough please. Perhaps it included partly diary-ah for the splashing purpose of all-around! a! street!) -Hand of me -Engrish.com t-shirt, not crean. (Ideal is a teddy flippin a bird.) -Angerobe, to betterment of anger feelings. Grr! NB: Not use the spoon, i repeet; NO SPOON. Monkeluga best tool its hand. -Poopersoaker2000 (warning: not of use with water, keep out of children). PROCEDURAL of it: Attacking it planned well, take place at the place of work which is taken place at. Monkeyluga it take startetgical poo-sition in a front entrance door pathway of Shebitch exits. Wait the hour of 5:00PM, standard Shebitch exit time. It nowly exit of Shebitch creature....Oh. how nicely she to dress in WHITE today. As Shebitch it see Monkeyluga upon amazement of face, I do the distract, say: LOOK, BLOOD. Creature she turn of lookfull and while the doing, I'm fling first round. Target; angels weet asse. She turn aroundly, looking like "WTFack?!!??". Then she to say " FACK! FAAAACK! What it you do?? A white JuicyCouture joggling ensemble of me! IT RUIN by chocolates!!!!... Waiting ... what the smelly?" I says: " It be the POO, you are idiot. If it chocolates me, I keep! Only things I gave to your direction are POO! FECEEZE! CACA! DEW-DEW! You en joy, here come round 2!" I dances aroundly and fling poo until painting a walls brown; she to receive in face, in eye, in absence of cleavage, in big nose, BUT especial inside throat, annihilation ensues of squeakytoy vocals!!! She to cry hard and after, she try escaped! She spotting a thing a cross Street Corner (hi daddy! : )) an I'm lookful of it... she run, run.. DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN! Shebitch running of shelter at PUMPKIN-POO, the Poobrella Pootique (term "pootique" copyright Coffeebot 2004)!!! She get to a door, while I'm still press a dice and I shoot crap... and I's yell: " Coming back take medications of you Shebitch! No monkey will ever fancy you! You born of a chamberpot; nowly return to element of you !" Add scream of the warfare here, thank you for your corporation. Shebitch it gets to a pootique door and reading sign saying "CLOSE" but she are illiterate of Engrish, haha, so she are get close near door. She try opensesame of it. She try happy. To no available. Poor Shebitch see me comes with the heartiest gadgetry, Poopersoaker2000 and I have herself; I'm pump round after round, it fling fling fling until she to looking such as a BIG TURD and frizzful brushing it is undone and then I to deliver BLOW SUPERIOR: !SPLAT! VICTOLY!!! My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry her like a prune! I starts feels elation inside my inside. I feel like such the naughty adult morkey and as such do a dance of tribal utmost. A life is achieved completeness as I are watch her do the twitch with vigor. It mine departure for a new world: "hasta la kaka, baby." WHY-OH-WHY: Simplicity of reasonning it backs up the project of Beluga. Shebitch she are bothers of me at the work, can't not be trust of her; she are come, then she starts her sporty national: the whine. "I doooon't feeeel like doooing thaaaat..." and she verbalize any thing inside it's tiniful, pottyfull heads!!! I'm serve a clients and we are beeing the interruption by " HOooow do I doooo thaaaaat? What? There is mail inside the shelf of us AGAIN??? I doon't feeeel like picking uuuuuuuup...." ...Excuses of mine, I'm serving such a monkey right now Shebitch..I means hellooooo!!! SHUT A FACK UP! And aswell she make a trouble for all, not a Beluga alonely. She make everywhore want to touch a tiny nature. A tiny nature of vomit. Thankiness is felt of the profound heart for the listening of you. I kissykiss byebye and now I goes of a toilet love and I get REARRY REARRY HIGH. Oh yes. Le Bluga HELLO.NO FUTURE. (how is a feeling?)
sisserydoo	Re: MONKEY WEEK!!! - Fling your POO here!!! (Yes, its a cont	#7	[-]
Posts: 1118 (09/14/04 09:21:59) Dont touch my soul More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	What are you mean buy if we could be monkey for one day? I have been monkey not for one day but for WHOLE LIFE the previous. It was a long long ago I live the planet dorkon. They is to possess same style political as of planet EARTH, stupid. I was free monkey who roam plains in the freedom style. I was free in spirit and lifestyle fling the POO at all time. Then!...I be the capture..whoah to mesadness envelopes. They is haul my POO flinging monkey self to zoo cage. I then time away in cage after day after day. I been the sad and fling POO at EVERY PASSERING BY. The people are a shock but then they come a sense. They say Hey this is a refresh. They is decide I the refresh kind of political that is need. I am enter in the year 732 Dorkon Presidenter Erection. My slogan is be Fling the POO in 732 I IS WIN BY POOSLIDE. I am make new law: No a lawsuit --- only POO fling No a cop ticket --- Only POO fling This is new law of land. THEN in 734 I is to take him walk on sultry evening in fog. I slip on POO and fall off cliff. When I wake up I is in next lifeone other great story We all favorite carrot game
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Dung flung choosing	#8	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/14/04 10:54:06) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Wecome to Engrish.com. Baka Sigh.
luckygirl	Stupid Monkey Tricks!	#9	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/15/04 05:42:57) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Just 1 day the monkey which is covered with the fur of sexy brown, I think of that the fact that I throw poo onto David Letterman is desired. Depending upon me- it is possible to make a place of that show for engrish-where perhaps he who wants attaching him to Engrish where he is strange is strange? Someone can know? Whether or not feces of that generally direction where I should and am us is thrown. I write the letter on him, can ask to him? Perhaps it is possible to be my itself point is like the girl of the girl of hula hoop and of the grinder equipment in me? As for me! Like the the girl of his intern is interested to have know "Did you SEE or Touch any Monkeys!?" To every time she is wanting to know! I tell her YES YES i am she! It is possible to be splendid poop where the girl of the sexy monkey is thrown!
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Stupid Monkey Tricks!	#10	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/15/04 06:44:47) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Welcome, lockygirl, to Engrish.com. Glad you enter contest by first post.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: MONKEY WEEK!!! - Fling your POO here!!! (Yes, its a cont	#11	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/15/04 08:31:18) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	If I am monkey I am fling poo on Jane Fonda. She of the aid and abet, Dance of the Kalashnikov's and USO tour in the North Vietnam. Jane even still got her laminate picture in military urinals. First get Rosie, Barbra and Gloria sucker in by my make up story of Agent Orange chromosome damage rain forest monkey offspring who bear a resemble to Tom Hayden, former city council of People's Democratic Republic of Santa Monica. Poor me monkey got affliction of Agent Orange, ancestor step on landmine, GI STD and economic hardship of move away bases after war. I am get plenty sympathy. Then I tell I got terminal disease and want a Make-A-Wish wish. I am cute dying monkey and I tell CNN anchor I want meeting of Jane Fonda. They arranging meet of me to Jane on Oprah Show. I am cute money all dress up like J. Fred Muggs cross with Shirley Temple. A night before consume volatile mix of BBQ pork fat, chile rellenos con gusto habanero y refrybean, lima bean puree, pickle egg, pickle pig knuckle and Schlitz. I wear rubber underpant and ducktape a legs hermetical. For a sureness Jane to warm up to me I wear "I (heart) Kerry" button of large size I buy at discount from CoffeeBotCafe.Com. Oprah giving me por lil' victim introduction speech and got audience "oh-ing" and "poor little dear-ing". I walk out slow with limp, grimace of pain but force smile and Jack Van Impe sparkle in eye...hold out arm that spell out "Mama!" to Jane and 10,000,000 breeding heart television audience. Jane openly weeping and mumble, "This wot happen you vote Republican...child a suffer...." She is pick me up and cuddle. Same time I reach astern and scoop a luscious plenty of greasy poo from my copious pantload and slapstick her a snoot-full in her Academy award-100 Women of the Century-I'm sorry I sired you Henry Fonda looking face. She drop me like a bad habit and scream, "You little P.O.S poo fling V.C. monkey, I kick your black butt all the way back your Hanoi ghetto!" I am pretend frightened and jump to Oprah, cling tight and wipe poo hand on back her head. Locky...a twofer.
sisserydoo	Re: MONKEY WEEK!!! - Fling your POO here!!! (Yes, its a cont	#12	[-]
Posts: 1118 (09/15/04 08:38:55) Dont touch my soul More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hello, I am number 2 submit. And poo is number 2, so it is fine. I am think hard. Who I want to fling poo? No-one! I am like all peoples and embrace. But then I am remembry! Someone IS do the wrong on me. So revenge is the need. Please to humorous me of little story of background informational. We are to move from the Okrahoma to the mini apples, mini soda. We is put all belongs in U-hauling and attach car on the behind which my husband is maneuver. I am maneuver another car with cat in cage, fish in jar, bird in cage and two childs. We is great needfulness to arrive in time to secure appartament for living. We stop to do the sleepful in the Emporia Kansas and eat the restrant which is attach to hotel. I am belief it called Regal Garden or some kind of crap. I am order burger (why you order burger when you can ask nice?) wrap up with a bacon. Husband mine the notice it be a very pink. I say no problems, I am tough of stomach, and when I be of young year I ate the raw hamburger when mine mother do the cook So I ate. Big mistakes. Next dawn we are travel. We are in state Misery by Kansas City when I get SO TIRED I can not do the eye open and am frighten I mite wreck and decase childs. I summon husband on walker talker and say (best kirk impression) MUST..STOP.NOWCANNOT..GO..ON. (this story half over.promise of me) So we do the stop in the Lamoni Ohio. Rent nasty of hotel. I am go bathing room and vomitus toilet. Husband say family needs eat, we go in the Pizza Hat. I am lay over table doing the sweat and not knowing of reality. I am see grim reaper in straw hat. But husband is say we are in Amish town. All night long I am the dispense poo and vomitus. Next dawn I say not go I cannot make a drive. But husband is say we is must arrive the mini apples today, for it be of the saterday and we must secure the living space agreement . So every of the 15 minutes I stope in way side or eatery. (mcdonards bags not the sturdy for vomitus) Then come the big time emergence. I am contact husband on walker talker MUST STOP NOW we are pulled to edge of highway. I am sprint down hill to little bush. I am stoop behind and do poo. HERE is the point which trauma me. I am have to stare upon other persons dried poo and to shoo flying bugs away my behind. This all be the fault of ROYAL GARDEN. Then we is having to leave car in the iowa and squeeze 4 peoples, cat , bird , fish in cab the u-haul. Because I am no longer drive and still the poo and vomitus. I am lose twelve pounds over coming week, and also I am lay on floor and sweat while husband and childs is move furniture. DAMN YOU ROYAL GARDENS. NOW REVENGE POO FLING!!!!! I am become monkey one day only. I am to go Regal Garden crap place and hide in box in cold storer. In box I have one haiku: You poo, make me go Now great destruction to you Poo upon you life Also the box contain many water balloons filled with monkey poo my own (do not ask how fill balloon, this be monkey glamour majic) Also the box contain one monkey cape. Now ususpect cook come to storage to obtain 100% ground monkey meat (although maybe little horse and cat meat mix in) he go to correct box. OUT I SPRING you read the haiku then I poo you, I say to him. He read haiku and I loft water balloons in direction him effective to cover in poo. Then I am proceed to diner room. Upon which I am encount manager. He is cower in corner. I advance upon. He is scream No, No please, think of children I am say what children, You dumb-dumb brain? He is here music ree---reereeree . I am bear down, he fall and grab curtain. Plink, plink, plink it come away from rods. I am shower with balloons and he is cover and reek the reek. He lay stun upon talble with mouth open and eyes staring. Then I am proceed to street. When I don super poo monkey cape. I am dark monkey lord, fear me as you do dare I am spin the circles many and spray poo. Every street the Emporia be coat upon. There my job is done. I am estract revenge the most satisfy way. Thank you for a beautiful cure my heart. We all favorite carrot game
KaNSAI4LIVING	For of poo the fling for	#13	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/15/04 13:30:06) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	For if me flinging of poo, Think I of it at Bill.Him of hair that is him. Like maybe not me. I maybe think of that it is in him for in noses. Then great hapines me would hav. ARRIGATO GOZAI MASU
VeneficusAcerbus	Engrish POOst	#14	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/15/04 15:14:22) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Haalo POO. I am very mess with. country Fresh juice flyy strength!! POO flinng time for Smelldog barking. At me Becomes angry flinng high then lo. so fresh. Strength double Dogbark loud anoy! Flinng incrase exponential Super flinng dog POO hit thrice, WINNER!
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: For of poo the fling for	#15	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/15/04 16:05:30) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Welcome to Engrish.com. KansasLiver. Expand a concept, do contest, you.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Engrish POOst	#16	[-]
Posts: 10259 (09/15/04 16:08:31) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I am amateur Latin translator. Your name means 'I Come as Acerbic Fig'? Welcome Engrish.com, VfA.
luckygirl	Re: Stupid Monkey Tricks!	#17	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/15/04 16:19:26) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Thank you! luckygirl lurked for a long time - not to resist poo of MONKEY contest!
VeneficusAcerbus	Re: Engrish POOst	#18	[-]
Posts: 2 (09/15/04 16:45:26) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Much tanks and warm, H. P. F. Name myself unimportant, but if knowleg necessity Wizard of Darkness or simply Dark Wizard. "Bitter Fig" close but no smorking.
dangertoy	Re: Engrish POOst	#19	[-]
Posts: 841 (09/16/04 11:24:42) Extreme Priority the Good Looks More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Motherstick. Fling POO at Motherstick. And Motherstick Lawyer Yes, the life of me could improve with visions of POOness on face of them. Motherstick deprive of me the seeing of dangerchilds, and of peaceful life with new DTSO. But all things come from an end, and it is from there she will recieve of it. In time, Motherstick and Motherstick Lawyer are to congregate, as vultures do in times, and then it is I who will strike at them with the fierce Poo. First, DT must do the POO collection, for the magnitude of POO needed must be extreme. It will be the need for Habanero Pepper, to induce the POO of BURNING ENDS. OOOH, HA, HEE HEE...hoo.. ok enoughs of that. And making of devices. Scene ! (at courthouse) "oh, hello, motherstick, motherstick lawyer, how is it upon planet of you today?" "DT, jerk you" "Yes, yes, you rights for the once, I jerks alot" "Have you paper of fackiness I am requiring for the torments of you?" says ML. DT: "yes, and by the by, here in face of you is POOOOOO!" THROWING OF POO BEGINS, with personal poo attck, it is thought of me to POO FLING INCOGNITO but no, the decision comes to late for them, the POO has begun the FLUNG! HAHA! M,ML: "What the monkeyshines?!" "Oh....the....SIMIANITY!" DT: "oh, know what you, I sorries. Did I fling of it POO, on you? Let me make up with this cake...of POOOOOO!" and the the cake of POO is smeared upon the face of each of them. They now head,shoulders color 996600. It not sufficients. DT: "RUN, QUICK, BEFORE BURN OF FLESH OCCURS! BATHROOM, BEHIND YOU BEHIND! M and ML are running in, only to surprise of POO BUCKET above of door it. Spill down and seep into mind of them, there is now a screaming from their throats, not human in the now. it penetrates ears and scares all but DT, who laughs maniacal. DT: "OH MA GAWD! HURRY TO THE SINK!" They unawares due to POO EYES of the mess on floor, slip in it face the foward into KIDDIE POOL OF POO. But this poo differents, it is gathered from local farm of Ostrich. HAHAAHA! Now the poo of many colors saturates, a POO RAINBOW is close, but no cigar as yet. Only the browns and white, what nexts... And this is where it is over. DT toss of it the POO BOMB into small cubicle of Bathroom. Many weeks the collect of poo from baby, baby fed the squash and the carrot. Eat of him the bean curd and some of it the mashed sweet legume. He is helped to a special bowl of prune. He is given him the egg, and the sulfur smell emanates. BABY POO is funneled then into WACKY WATER WAND, that of which toys for the childs in summer days, and they are to play in it like a rain that comes from hose.But this not a time of play. A charge of CO2 is added, to be released. DT cannot bear it, must wear of it the goggles of no splash, and crack door to see. Spew of yellow POO splash in directions many, leave fans of yellowness on them like Jackson Pollock. The POO RAINBOW fascinates. It suffices. DT feels the bad now, should let of them clean of selves. DT gives them towels fresh.... fresh from soaking in tub of puppy urine. ICING...CAKE...DONE. Please choose from ass or cake dessert tray CLICK HERE TO RECEIVE EMAIL NOTIFICATION OF REPTILES
jboz	Re: MONKEY WEEK!!! - Fling your POO here!!! (Yes, its a cont	#20	[-]
Posts: 1 (09/16/04 12:59:33) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I am bonhomus! monkey. Sneak,and sneak! deiceve. Look. crook fork cavity-choose! Discharge! My boo hit has me. louse monkey.

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