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Oh, might you say, 'What is a Periphera do in this place? Conveniently in a time fashion for Contest which is now! I seen her game. She lazy and for-not-anything-good-muchly, except try a free shirts get.'

Yes this is truth.

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Diaryah of Monkey-- only is being monkey for MANY DAY !! Don't to argue with me or say 'is only ONE DAY monkey look they says !!' I not to care! Dangle you if you are protest.

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It Monday. Seven of timepiece in a morning.

I walking myself down a street, dance exhibit for small monies and looking cute monkey.
This city does not a kind one to a monkey, and monkey must make have vocations in a way of any sort one are able. Even dance for strangely persons on side corner for it monetary objects to place bananas for table dining purposes.

Eight of time piece on a same day.

A monkey dance business is not valuing in the way of much money today. These persons in city are tight of money fists and looking hard; they have seen al ready all of it and not to give even the monkeys adorable and wonderful their moneys.
Today I am grows tiredly. How are myself to feed family! Where is my next a banana come from! How to pay rent in monkey apart mints!!

Twelves. Again the Monday.

I am talk to my roomately monkeyfriend, over lunch fried-type of bananas. How ever, a tele phone rings a loudly way and interrupt our communications.
I am to answer. 'Hello!'
This is what is hear of me: 'Hello there my friend! Would it be some alright thing to check you out New Card for Money Credits of Nice Bank Engrishlands! Interesting rate always a low type of one always!! And free things we give you also to luring you and then we so drowning and fees and things but is not to talk about that!'
I did, 'I am not an interest to this deal,' and such I to a hang up phone.

Twelvesthirty. Still its Monday.

We are finish up our lunchy. We speaks of some thing business monkey, like craps and whether is all yellow or flecked with brown man, and where is best place to get dentals done, when another time the telephone ringing.
I do picks up and says 'Hello!'
Again it is not friend, 'Hello you too, a banana-use survey is due! Can we have some moment of time from you! Answer some questions is for cause of greatness importance...ness!'
I says another time, 'No this is not interest of me to do! Please not to call of another time!'

One of clock in a morning. Is Tuesday. Finally.

I am awakened from sweet monkeydream of great Cragston and a man with no feets riding around in the town in it stationwagon to the soundings of phonering.
I am feeling up in dark the fone and do answer, 'Huhwhaaat... !!'
Is cheerful voices on other ending: 'Hello! Are you to satisfy in pleasant fashion with your currently long-distances one who provides! We can to offer your person a new low rate of some thing about fixty hojillion monies for minute! Please to switching around for the MM&C companty type of provide phone services!'
I is rather an angry at this type for thing in the morning (I am not it morning monkey at all), and do rather loud of yell, 'NO I DO NOT WANT OF THIS THING!! IT IS A TIME OF EARLY MORNING! HAVE YOU NOT A SENSE OF DIGNIFY CALLING A MONKEY WHEN IS NIGHTLY SLEEPS TIME!'
This end a discussion and I am throw phones down back onto. Falling to sleep a gain.

Eight the clockingtime. Is Tuesdays.

I finally arrive from a bed to go works. roomatelymonkey says 'Why are you to lookingly so sleeps! What is yellings I heard in night! What is there, you have new night monkeyfriend? Oo, what been his names?'
I am tell, 'No! Is it not a thing like that you speak of !! A teremarketinglypersonal calls me at the nocturnal time of day. I am not to enjoy this when I am sleep.'
She is say 'Of course.'
Then I do off to work for it day.

Six clocks evening, still of the Tuesday.

I am sit down chair fine dinner of prune and to banana. Lots or prune. Prune are best.
Without failings, how ever, another time does a phone ring in place.
I picks up one last time. 'Hello.'
Hearing is, 'Please be much notice! Would have you like a subscriptions to Monkeys Internationallys! Is low offer first issue price, which are deduct greatly from newsstand-type price! Is top of cool great deal ever for you now! Even if it is you don't want so, keeps a first issues FREE! Let's subscription with me! OK !!'

This is when sanity does to snaps and is super brain panics.

I am hurry-hurry like quickly down to Great Marketings Head And Quarters where is all a phoneringing and callings from. My prunes-dining have come in to much handies now...

AND THERE HAD MUCH A POO-FLING AT EVERY A TEREMARKETER ALL OF DAY.

Remembering to eat you prunes, kiddies,
IT IS END !!