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litlgrey	Re: fa*ck?	#21	[-]
Posts: 2696 Jun 8 04 11:30 AM Break a reg More My Recent Posts	Fackity-wackity is makeful of topmoist blah-blah in ALL place of not-topicful. Not to blame facked - blame with insteds the fackers! "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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engrishwebmaster	Re: fa*ck?	#22	[-]
Posts: 2148 Jun 8 04 11:51 AM Charming Junkie More My Recent Posts	Is point of well token. Theme of laif: "Fack or be facked?" Thanks for your corporation.
Rerax Panda	Re: fa*ck?	#23	[-]
Posts: 501 Jun 8 04 1:03 PM Corrupted Apple! More My Recent Posts	With apology to all who have truly tale the facked, this RP story. In artschool days RP attempt to earn facking survival moneys by working at telephone answering service, night shift. This job now obsolete to much joy the RP, as not wish it suffer by facking worst enemy. Phones quiet down as night grows darker and RP bores. Then began to recieve call almost every night from old lady leaving message for apartment complex manager. She say, "Facking neighbor of me bring home dead body again, place in living room of her." I'm think, OK lady, you go home and do the facking sleep it off! Grateful for any entertainments of meager, however. Calls continue over week, "Now she have 3 bodies in coffins." "Now 4 and 5, I see because she left a curtain open not to fab the home." I leave message of dutiful as usual. Apartment manager never do the call-in for message to avoid sadness of many facking leaky toilet fix. Finally after many nights bored out of mind, Panda call apartment manager at home to get to bottom of the facking thing. Manager do the long pause and finally say,"She's at it again!" Old lady not a crazy. Neighbor lady of her work at funeral home and bring work home with her! This they warn her not to do it again, but it irresistables. If this not facked up, RP wish to know what is.
Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Embarrassed by facking classmates	#24	[-]
Posts: 10260 Jun 8 04 1:45 PM {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts	Welcome to you, kohaftufox, to Engrish.com. We all big a fan Clay Aiken here. We nickname "Wingnut" for him. Come post with us. On! Down!
LuckyTimeEater	Chopper Leagan so sad	#25	[-]
Posts: 8 Jun 8 04 3:01 PM More My Recent Posts	Lucky you so Leagan. When the death chopper of the black ninjas get him so slowly.
LovelyLovely	Re:	#26	[-]
Posts: 676 Jun 8 04 3:55 PM Sexy Cramp More My Recent Posts	Fack me! I am forgetness of include a word "fack" in it facked up story of me and her volvo. To edit is to do the cheat. So I just have to addition it here (in it CatTown stylings) FAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK!
100 Power Wolf	A Facking Ghost Story	#27	[-]
Posts: 4 Jun 8 04 4:48 PM More My Recent Posts	The top of Facked shituation time for my times, is the time of the ghost in the haunt stairs. This is truth. It was when it was still child time for the myself. We move to another house, which was scary... I became asleep after pray to Jesus. I became not sleeping when the late time was on. I tried to sleep with hearty application, but failed to become sleep. When the foot steps ran on stairs I thought the mother was to bathroom for relieve the relief. I tried to look for the mom, but can't find any of her. I went in room of mine again. Then the foot step of mystery returned to make me look again. FACKING FACK! NO ONE IS THERE!!! I kept to my room hard and quick, then pulled the blanket to hide from scared. I called to the mom, because too afraid to not to do. Fast mother came to the room faster to see why the son was scared. I tell her the mystery haunted story of feets in the stair. She said the thought she thought was that the feets were me. Then we both knew that it was scary time. The ghost feets always scary... We heard too many all the time. We got to have to used to it after time. Then not so scary. We move later to not haunted house. I tell the honest Bible truth. I'm not facking with you.
coffeebot	Facks Machine	#28	[-]
Posts: 6460 Jun 8 04 5:31 PM {5}Beware of Safety{5} More My Recent Posts	Just the facks, ma'am. Turn on you fack finder: Today is several fack, and this just one day! SoftKitty is name of she name by Noah so 4 year old not naming the name with create. This fackat live of a yard, birthing, eating, mouse watering, does the jack-off... I'm hire! "Here, kittys, reward you! Eat of all the fruit of this garden 'cept one, That the tree of knowlege of good and evil--and has it birds." Today I'm wave, frantic you kat, "no! no! no!" Kat interpretals this as "reward! reward! reward!" This also kat deaf you, only under stand when looking: I'm excite because today kat eat of forbid fruit, birds. FAcktuals II Many month is before time when I'm get the coupon of hot cigalette rove from Camel. 3 coupon! Mail! My name print! I'm lost, write them the desire letter and have a sent me 3! More! Camel! Free! But time has the pass and I have not the smoking more, it is a stop. Today just I want the cigalette for hot space smorking--not more for emphysemicals. I give you the fact of driveing the Convenience store for fack of, erm, pack of Camel. "You hold the blue cigalette Camel?" I'm ask. "No. You are menthol smorking?" "Ugh, not manly of me. I will go home and do the smork off with Filter 100's Light. Additionals I coupon you." "Ok, now give me the fact of your $2." "But is it a free! See?! My name is too!" Arab owner is not happy he gives the free Camel and now interjecting. "Ok, hope you are the happy." thinking I'm jerk because I'm not spend Near excape door leave the free newspaper gives me and owner is embarass to me, "Yeah, anything else FREE you need?" I have the 6 blocks to drive of an Aldi foodstores so pushing of lighter occurs. This has never used of me so 12 seconds happen and BOING!! the lighter gives a jump to the floor. Smork and burning while the driving goes. Holding Camel, drive swervy, move foot of not hope burn, this is smork of fackyou. Locky, it still hots. I give the Camel a drag and now half of a tobacco is sticks to it. This is fackle finger of fate: NO SMORKNIG
Happy Lucky	Re: fa*ck?	#29	[-]
Posts: 68 Jun 8 04 5:40 PM More My Recent Posts	Sadness did sweep me like the onion to the eye. You will sympathise. Awakes the morning before the sunrise - the moring meal approach. But sleep continues! I see the lateness in the clock - I run! trip before the car and bang head. The essence of time dissolves - I hungry still, leaves to help friend concrete driveway. Driving the two hours. Do not imagine hunger satisfaction at drive-thru. My enemy is time. Hunger still. Many hours or hard work that breaks the back. My delusions increasing from the hungry. Food offers to me forthcome not. The back breaks til finally it stops. I leave friend of back break to reutn home. Finally! stops the service station - food imminent! One hot item of purchase - pie of ancient look from mists of time and disgusts. Purchases with the sigh and last dollars. Stand in the outside to open plastic wrapper. Proceed to first bite. Before taste enormous poo the bird onto the pie - covers like the sauce. Impossible eating so the tears stream like the river the head pain the hungry. The situation dejects me as you sympathise. No more work for friend of back break. Hello! Happy Lucky!
Belleshazar	Re: fa*ck?	#30	[-]
Posts: 12 Jun 8 04 6:45 PM More My Recent Posts	Ok, this is the facked up story of mine. Many year in the past I manage front desk of hotel. It was christmas and I had not the child, or family of close proximity so I offer to work christmas eve and the christimus daytime. Christmius eve was a day of slowness in hotel, not busy time for travel in business kind of hotel. I was to be alone from the 3 oclock to the 7 oclock when the security man with gun posession was to join me. (Need feel safe from the fackers) So friend stay with me till the security man with gun was arrival. Here where facked up becoming...... About six oclock man of no home come in from outside of cold and wetness. He stink of foulness and the BOOZE!!! Ooooh, stink not in good ways. Man of stink begin to tell stories of Auntie in Tennessee. He say "Auntie in Tennessee do not like a foul word. Like FACK!" He use many more words like Fack, but me no repeat. Stink man ask use fone to call this no Facking Auntie...I point to pay fone. No let stink up my fone. While gone calling NoFackAunt, friend call for police and we hiding behind door where he no see. Stinkman yell at operator on fone, we hear it! Not nice to fone lady, feel bad of her. But she no smell of him!! We do!! 5 minute after, fone operator had to hang up because stink man back at front desk after detour to room of mens. Friend and me know not what to do. We keep our hiding. Stink man bang on desk, kick desk, scream FACK!!! much loudness. Then all silence in hotel. No noise from lobby place. We wait, hope stink man go. With sneakinesses we peek around door....No STINK MAN!!!! We dance of much happy! But room still smell of foulness and BOOZE! Police come at this time, they laughing. Confusion is us two behind desk, why police laughing? Man of stink foulness of BOOZE, pass out in floor front of desk where we no see!!!!!!! He just lay there whole time!!! We have laugh of good sillyness. Police take away stinkman, security man with gun arrives for protecshuns, and friend go homes. You think this be enough, right? NO!! More is story! Security man with guns for protecshun come to me after searching building. He say to me, 'stinkman was in bathroom, yes?' "Yes", I say him. I no repeat what was said, but lot of FACK, was used. Stink man went a poo poo in room of mens. Stinkman took the poo poo and redecorated whole bathroom with brown of poo poo!!!! FACK!!!! This is story of trueness!!!
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Harry Paget Flashman	Re: Make a career fack almost...	#31	[-]
Posts: 10260 Jun 8 04 7:10 PM {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} More My Recent Posts	May 1988. Lt. Flashman run Electronic Warfare School of 450 staff and student. Me and E-9 chew a fat and then knock-knock at door heard. E-9 name is NiCastro, Sicilian-Brooklyn guy of Mafia looking. He say, "Enter, youse." E-6 instructor enter and say to us, "I got a problem need your helping." Nick say, "What a problem, Bucko?" Instructor say, "As you know most a student from boot camp to here but I got an E-4 from field in class and he not so pliable." My ear perk up. Nick say, "not pliable...in what a way?" Instructor tell us, "He wear a winter jacket with Summer Dress Uniform...it is a forbid but he not to take off when I tell him." I yell, "Is he bleed yet?" Nick roll his eye and before he can say anything I say, "Send recalcitrant S.O.B. in." E-9 tell me, "Mister Flashman, I handle. OK?" "Naw, I do this," I say. Shortly, E-4 enter room in swagger and sneer. "Facking dipshat," I thinking. Harry smile crocodile grin and turn on a charm with a wink at E-9. "What a problem?", I ask student. "No problem." student say of casual. Nick intervene, "You mean 'No problem, Sir'", he say. E-4 Wiseass crack, "Yeah, that what I meant." I can tell Nick ready to explode on him wiseass, so I intervene and say, "Why you wear a Winter Service Jacket with a Summer Dress Uniform? You know it is a forbid. It is allow if chilly to wear a Windbreaker only." "I know, but I got a flu. I wear heavy coat." he tell me. I asking him, "You already been a sickcall and got a chit for wearing heavy coat?" "No." He say. "No, Sir.", I tell him with patience. "Yeah, No Sir." He let the phrase dribble over his lower lip. "Well then, if you not have go to sickcall, you then not really sick, huh, Spud?" I say to him. He act a boredom and give me stink-eye and sour look but say nothing. "Take off the coat", I order him. "No," he say non-chalant. Harry not hear a "No" since before 1967 when he promote to E-5. No. No! NO??? Next I know his coat in waste can next to my desk and I am stomping it to bottom, bonding it to soda cans, Kleenex, and coffee grounds. As I am screaming, "You Facking Pissant! No? No? I squash you like a bug, you facking douchebag!" E-9 firmly grasp my arm and sit me at my desk and whisper in my ear, "Sit tight, Dammit, I take care of this." He lead bug-eyed, coatless E-4 from room and return in 5 minute. "Holy Facking Shat, Lieutenant!", E-9 say of an incredulous, "I tell you first time I handle it. You really took a dump in your own oatmeal." "My God! I am the Many-Facked now, huh, Nick?", I moan. "Naw." He say. "I have a seance with student and give him day off. His coat go to laundry and have a new button you rip off. Don't worry, I tell him he locky he not get Leavenworth he provoke you so much. Dumbfack, he believe it. You got a no of problem Lt. Flashman. Next time let me to handle. Gentleman not to get a hand dirty." "God Bless you." I tell him truly. I avoid a Leavenworth myself but never have another problem...story circulate of wacko lieutenant with gunshot wound to head in '73(true, but 'nother story) who you not to cross sword with.
lioness	FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#32	[-]
Posts: 131 Jun 8 04 8:24 PM More My Recent Posts	Lioness have a facked up story that stretching over twenty years, involve the living house of parents. Is a litany of incompetents and fack-ups. Brace you. When Lioness parents young and happy, they buy piece of land, for to build a housing. House a build, all seem ok for a time. Soon they discover, house! is sink! Why is this calamity? Turning out gully in land was fill, but not compact, so weight of house cause a sink. Builders, council, inspectors, all either not to notice or simply ignore. Lucky insurance availed, foundations of back wall is ripped out and replace with special STRONG foundation. Told it all be good, assure from engineer, builder, inspector that this is end of problem. Parents work work work so hard and finally pay off house. Feeling happy time. Imagine surprise and horrorness to find more than 10 years! later! front of house is STILL SINK, and over lots of time is now more than 20cm (over 7 inches) further into ground! Front of house sink, while back of house stays on special STRONGNESS, so house slowly tear apart as it goes. Parents very sad! Parents very angry! House they have worked so hard to have is now worth fack all! Council and builder fack up, now they have facked house! Go to law man and ask if what can do. Law man says too much time is pass, cant sue council, cant get fix, basic you are facked. Turn out later, parents might have had chance at council back then. But same law man is represent a council and just was covering their arses for them!! Now is facked up shituation as stands parents still in broken house. More than $150,000 out of their pocket. Council say it is not our fack-up. Builder say same. Inspector, engineer, anyone involve say same. All they hide behind legal loophole of certain number of years pass. THIS IS FACKED!!! law is facked, house is facked, lioness family is facked. **************** There are delicious happy sniffs around you!
litlgrey	Re: FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#33	[-]
Posts: 2696 Jun 9 04 5:12 AM Break a reg More My Recent Posts	Lioness makes not of worry, for house of APPROPRATES awaitings you and famly of you on Planet Doggone... place of topmoist delights for engrish speecher. Doggone house not! sink! Always is well weather! Always is music of top! delites! playing on radios and computors of you, and space ships of you. Lioness will make seeings! "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
Percy Dovetonsils	Re: FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#34	[-]
Posts: 1766 Jun 9 04 3:19 PM Daily Spice Daily More My Recent Posts	Percy got a rear-ended. A Fack Story. (No, not that a kind. It is traffic accident story.) Drive my vehicle through traffic construction road cone and go slowly to drive safe. It was a dark and stormy night...I forgot to add...Bulwer-Lytton beginning of story so important for capture imagination of reader and lend a style. Percy come to stop sign and come to full stop. It is facking law to do so. Moment I to stop I jarred by "Krunch!" of a rear-end collision of car traveling too close and not a tention. As Percy touch his body all over to check intactness and not a damage, lady driver knock on my driverside window to ask "Okay you?" I tell her, "I peel fine, but I must look a frightful." She nice lady and we exchange pleasantries before police arrive. Poor lady she get a ticket. I have all information and she telling me AllState insurance gonna TLC my automobile...I should not worry this. We hug and separate way. Next day Percy call AllState and talk to nice agent. He say adjuster come right away and then I take to any dealer or repairing shop. They to fix a haste for me. Percy delights. Icing for my cake he say I get a loaner rental car for fairy me around. I am glee! I take car to dealer and they tell me, "Ready in two of days, Mr. Dovetonsils." He also tell me loaners available though their agent, the Enterprise Car Rental. He call the Enterprise and they a courteous pick me up. I arrive at Enterprise and they red carpet for me. Nice people. I say "Percy is a insurance one for rent a car two day courtesy of Allstate. Please you give me smallest, cheapest car of good gas mileage." I get pretty red Alero. I am glee again. Percy is ride the style. Red match my socks. All is well. Day of repair done arrive and Percy get up early to return car before 9:00 A.M. because Percy read a rental contract which say charges base on 24 hour period...if keep a car 48 hour 20 minute it is to pay 3 whole day rate. Percy return car in 47 hour 30 minute. The nice boy who take key also take my word I full fill up gas and bring back without dent or damage. Percy got honest face like that. He click a computer and present a paperwork for my sign it, "No charge to you Mr. Dovetonsils, we bill AllState", he say to me with a charm of smile. These a nice people. I poise a pen...it hover so over paper as I read. Percy always careful to read a scrutinous after burn of 5 year supply of Amway. One must careful his or her signature. "Hey", I say, You charging a 3 whole day. Is maybe mistake?" Nice boy say, "No sir, I'm not thinking so. You got a car Tuesday. Today is Thursday. Tuesday one, Wednesday two, Thursday three. See? It is three of days." "No", I tell him polite, "Is 47 hour 30 minute like a contract say." He say to me, "It is all correct for three day, that is standard policy. If not you liking for insurance to pay you may credit card and they reimburse you." "Is not sign or pay three day. I pay credit card now two day only. It is contract!", I tell him with voice rising. I am miff. "Why you care?", boy clerk asked me, "Insurance gonna pay whatever...not for your sweat." I flash anger of uncharacteristic! "Bull-Facking-Dooty!!!", I am piercing shriek. "You facking cheats!", I add while hurl Mastercard over counter. Other customer cringe, some leave, manager scurry over. Percy face match him red sock. Manager tell clerk, "Satisfy him!" And they hand me bill again and I sign because I so embarrassment and Mastercard hit clerk in chest and I think, "Will Percy be arrest?" As leave I squeak, "You okay the two day rental insurance, huh?" Manager say, "We take care of, sir, sorry more misunderstand...you have nice day." Friday Percy still embarrass but I call AllState to make sure Enterprise do a honorable thing. I talk to high man in customer satisfaction and tell him AllState nice people and I am glee with them. Then I splain the Enterprise Fack-up. He look at computer and "Golly" to me "They cheat us a three day and only should two. I take care of. You not worry." Next week same AllState man call me back to say this Enterprise Fackings used a happen often in past but they think it corrects. He effusive in thanks for Percy to help a frauding and keep rates low and promise he light many fires under Enterprise when review other cases and recoupment of money gonna happen. Is Facking sad car rental steal from insurance and think okay. They steal from everybody, you and me. Fackers. La meilleure vengeance doit mener une bonne vie.
coffeebot	Re: FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#35	[-]
Posts: 6460 Jun 9 04 4:19 PM {5}Beware of Safety{5} More My Recent Posts	It okays you! Insurance is the pay!
cheerfulhamster(d)	Re: FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#36	[-]
Posts: 1532 Jun 9 04 8:31 PM More My Recent Posts	This is a day to become fack in the whole. Plan it was to do of travel south to be dig up of rock pretties call a "wonder stone" or some of a such thing. Pretty rocks for garden is what they are. So to getting lots for the big garden of Brother and Sisterlaw Hamster, Me, Hamster Parents, Brother, and Sisterlaw all are go in the 2 truck. It was truck used to be of Grandfather Hamster, give to Father because he is no more drive of it. So. Brother and Sisterlaw in they truck, Parents and me in fathertruck. Good so far. Getting all on a freeway to go south. This is where fack starts up. Brother is pulling up beside and to say "Get you to the exit freeway!" in frantic of flail hands at us. This we are do, exit on Centerville. Sisterlaw she is jump out truck and saying "you're so steam! and belt, it is flap flap around!" Father is open of hood and look engine. Water pump is facked. It still earlies in a day so in Brothertruck they are to parts store and buy of new. Hour or so to replacement water pump. Then we south again. Going fine, all is no overheat, seeming the fine. Now we south past the Salt Lake City and into more south and then fack is happen... AGAIN! Pull overs in the south of Salt Lake area and to look under a hood. Agains! New of water pump is FACK! Water anti freeze it is drip all overs place and so we are to say ourself, this, it was bad part from the store. The part that spins is all look like it is chewed on. It warrenties, not to worry of have to buy new. Sisterlaw and Father are have to go a many mile to get to same brand store and exchangement pump. Brother, Mother and me are to sit and wait almost the 2 hours until they back. Now, It is start to dark so we decision not to trip, cannot make it in the time at all by now. It sads us to cancel of trip but by now all are just want to home. Replacement of 2nd time waterpump goes and we home. Now, you are think... not to get 2 bad waterpump a part store. One it is believable, 2 it is not. If you are think this, you correct. Next day is parents take in truck, trip to the Wendover, Nevada... a bit to gambling and have the fun. Trip out, it is fine. Time of fun is had then it comes time to returns upon home. Brother is get phone call parents, they are to tell him, "you not belief this, but... water pump is FACK!!!" Brother is go buy of another pump and drive out them and to replacement, they get home. It is coming to find out... It doesn't water pump problems, Shop they, are put of belt pulley on the backwards and it is pull spindle of part that spins on a water pump out to grinding agains housing. 2 days and 3 the water pump facks later, now it is found. Father is take of truck back on the shop and yell complain. They are only to tell him "No. we are not pay of replacement fix water pump facks. We are fix the truck for one person, now it comes in new owner and work, it only covers old owner. Not to care if it is father you of old own, you are not him. Fack off." Father is mad. Shop are they to say, for the new moneys, can we fix of pulley for you. Then you cover warrenty our work." Oh now it too lates. Father he says no, YOU are fack off, not me. He is take off a belt, ratchet easy remove and turn around of pulley, and put back togethers of 10 minutes in they park lot. Next week is father sell of truck. "Its not Just a Balloon But its ur Brothers UIYR" So "PANT" means SON and "VESTI" means APPA and there is no difference other than that.
ngyonghan	getting Caught in my pants down	#37	[-]
Posts: 5321 Jun 10 04 1:23 AM **Trees and flowers await your love** More My Recent Posts	I gotta facked up shituation u si? Ha ha. When I am yang, around 7, somebady ( my crassmate ) caught me in my facking pants down. U know-lah.... yin de toiret. That time no door my school toiret. and the worse ploblem yis i need to sheeet. ANd my crassmate laffed hysterically, like a serios facker or something. I remember it until now, eh? :
cgull	Re: FACKING STORY CONTEST!	#38	[-]
Posts: 67 Jun 10 04 2:40 AM More My Recent Posts	This not a facking but a facked up story (thanks Percy for remembrancing me about accidnnents). Once upon a beginnings of epidemic, during time of Mrs. Justsayno (before learning need of this if borned with all or nothing jeans), was returning to State of Virgins on highway of largeness. With suddeness all STOP and S.O. screaming FACK! and locking of brakes! We touch car in front softly but car behind not so the luckness and quickness, so KA-WHAM. Evry peoples OK but big facking problem was dusting of snowy white powder (stolen from S.O. brother but that a different story) on inside of car. Not to help that policemens coming and sirens making crazy paranoid brain see more snow than really there. So fast fast trips back and forth to car from side of highway sweeping and brushing at nothing after first trips. Searching to clean but not wanting to waste either making the hard choices. Of luck, police coming and looking at outsides, writing papers and not the searching of insides. Moral of story is not to getting facked up! No metal bracelets for me!!
LuckyTimeEater	Secret of Gud Engrish	#39	[-]
Posts: 8 Jun 10 04 5:04 AM More My Recent Posts	Lucky got more laffing story. Me so tell you about secretes of rearry gud engrish. One tiem Locky say "new way to rearn engrish" gotta stop it and start it now. Lucky so high he say look down and the engrish come to you. All you need is so think about silly Japanese girl frend always speak gud engrish to me, and she is my persperation. So she so high too and look down so Locky and big engrish come to me too. secret of gud engrish so girl you get down!
darkstar1680	this is my THE FACKED UP STORY for to being in contest	#40	[-]
Posts: 3 Jun 10 04 5:14 AM More My Recent Posts	Upon one time, was a man knowing me in the romantic way of knowing. Communicating towards my, not having other romantic way of knowing with other. And so, felt happy with the know of this, and did to proceed it. Since upon the arrival of such a man, we had the know of one with the other for the time of months, but very few of which was. It was being a state of the dark time of after the day, while the moving along of the motoring, car. This man did expression of fiercely need to end of the quenching of the end of the thirstness. Whereupon, to halting car at the establishment that a person buying gasoline, for allowing for him to enter and make purchasement for positive liquid energy. So, alone and being so, did wait on the out area of this building, while in state of being of in the inside of car. In the sudden, and with the surprise being on me, did a woman come appear, to push with force her hand on the front of the back of the window, of car. The feeling of feeling fear was happening strongly, that makes for me to operate window roller, in downward direction. I made speech to her in the way of, "What is meant by you by this, that you have the want of making such the assault on such a car?" She went into motion of the making of taking large breath inside, and began to spoke in loudest vocal voice, "FACK YOU MAN! Which thought is this! That will make you be viewed in the public way of viewing, when with such a man, who will know to be mine betrothing, and my alone!!" Having a confusion, I made pause, and went the reply, "FACK ME? You will find the know to know such mistake is yours! You! Must apologize the apology, for this stress situation of your describe, it is not my!" That woman, then she had on her face was the brighter apple-like color of such the equalness, and the feel of anger and frustrate enter her mind again, with prompt to the say in returning; "Yes, FACK YOU! This statement, it did mean to go toward you! Have recognition, realizing this man, always do you shame yourself with! And, not only, but, he will not to be yours, but mine, instead of that!" With such an emoting on the part of mine with the shameness, and embarrassing to mine as well, I went to the reply for her, "Well! Lady! FACK YOU RIGHT BACK! My suggesting for you, to not released anger for me, but upon him! For he is the disapproval sort of man, that is which! But, your expression of, made believement of me that your wishness for the remain, of you with the man, and to this I say, this is alright for all involved. For, in the other way of seeing this way, he was bad at FACKING anyway! So! It is your wishness, is it? I then decide to, let's so driving away from you with him, left here!" With being done with making such a speech, performing necessitate motions for to make car in motion, and the direction of which, was away from this place such as one where a person purchasing gasoline. The two people, both of the describing of the above, to stay where they had been, and not on the inner of the inside of the car. The feeling of such a thing, was any kind of pleasant type feeling, and the feeling of much happiness are belong to me after such a thing.
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