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engrishwebmaster	(OLD) CONTEST of Controversialism!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 2145 (08/25/03 01:39:14) Charming Junkie More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Please of an answer to my question, upon wince looking at photo: "Why did my friend have to die?" (contest rules below photo) Rules (in English): - Enter by replying to this post to answer the above question. - There will be TWO WINNERS - one old-timer (those with over 50 posts) and one newbie (people with less than 50 posts) - Those two with most creative, humorous and controversial post (judged by me) in Engrish will receive one free Engrish.com mousepad of their choice AND an Engrish.com t-shirt of any size or design. (If you have recently purchased either and don't need another one I will refund you for one or both items.) - Feel free to write as many messages (entries) as you like, but the final decision will be based on ONE post only (not an accumulation of posts). - Messages can be as long or short as you like. I will not judge based on length of message, but let's face it - too short is too short (one-liners will not do it). Try storytelling. - Contest ends at midnight (PT) Sunday, August 31st. Winners will be announced soon thereafter. Time for laugh at the death!! Webmaster Thanks for your corporation.
Lord Fahruz	Re: CONTEST of Controversialism!!!	#1	[-]
Posts: 6763 (08/25/03 01:46:30) {6}Happy Whip{6} More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ooh, this the controvarsial of very!! Why is friend a bucket kick -sorry a stools- on Monday? Why no on the day of other? Old-timer is the over 50 postes only? But a good idea is also of newbie prize an including. The week of busy is this will be... But a creative let's do with me and other old timers and a newbie more the fun. -=More Engrish, Flancais, Gelman and Itarian at www.fahruz.org =-
alexwolfbrowne	Re: CONTEST of Controversialism!!!	#2	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 01:55:35) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Brecause it was sunny day answer to your question! --- My balonie has a first name, It's H.O.M.E.R. My balonie has a second name, It's H.O.M.E.R.
Animesensei	My friend Monday...	#3	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 03:37:43) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	My friend Monday, that chair, and what in the oak ash the sun is hot very with that rope, it died at the time of him who burns. That was hot very, was sad.
Animesensei	Coastal peanuts	#4	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 03:45:50) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	My friend ate the coastal peanut of the lake. When him in the last peanut of the sack, obtaining suddenly, it went with that nose, you obtained. He chooses, tries the fact that that peanut is extracted from the scream and that nose. But that until never it does not come out on that nose, directly directly going. He was sad very. 1 day he did being placed on the lake with the chair of that taste. That was the time when I lowered the rope on that head. Until I put that on that neck, stopped the fact that he kicks, being pulled, it pulled. When he puts finally still, I tied the rope to the wood, walked. The peanut damaged him, therefore as for me that misery empty he was put in place.
Animesensei	I feel so blue.	#5	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 03:48:52) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The ogre ate that mind.
litlgrey	Bloohood is felt.	#6	[-]
Posts: 2676 (08/25/03 04:19:21) Break a reg More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	This frend, he is mouchlei of a boringed! Ther was nothing a do come a Mondai, since is not no mohre a endweek and no gooder telebis a watchinged on a Mondai... so hanged! And whi not? Is good of a do! Is soon of beinged a anniversarei, not a Mondai yet a Tuesdai, was also not goodlei telebis for watchinged, so 20 persons decide of such boringed as commandiir jet plaines and fli into bildings. Was veri nice Tuesdai morning - all a sunni and a nicelei of wethor, now is much BOOM time and copioused deths. All because is not good telebis for a watchinged! Moral of storei is, not put so GOD DAMN MANI HOURS reruns of "Will and Grace" and "Evrione Loving a Raimond" and "Frends" on a telebis, for is BORINGFUL and is maiking persons violentsed! "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
j0m1n1n	Did my friend why die?	#7	[-]
Posts: 1 (08/25/03 06:31:55) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	As for the friend where I am poor with such reason Monday I feel very the sickness and why very blue, bright day, dying. He is the Judean person who becomes dirty, the album of doing all Britney Spears is owned.
yellowfellow1	why my friend die?	#8	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 07:33:49) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	...Because you the person of meaning. The person who is contact touching your being in the night-time.
TheRealChickenMonkey	Why did my friend die?	#9	[-]
Posts: 4 (08/25/03 07:38:39) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jealous naked migets saw him the hung.
ctlaltdel	friend have problem	#10	[-]
Posts: 1 (08/25/03 07:41:23) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	My friend stand on chair. With neck, he fall and is very sorry. We tell him no stand! So silly. Nice blue!
wanizame98	Re: CONTEST of Controversialism!!!	#11	[-]
Posts: 1 (08/25/03 07:51:46) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Because the slinted eyes, he could not see a train which was arrived to him... o(@_@)o
scupps	these things it happens	#12	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 08:18:05) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Your friend who Monday dies always as for us as for these things it happens, you must remember that it cannot ask why there is a reason that thing that is very sad, but like plan of just a little God. Only God answering is known. And always you remember, under any condition do not have to forget,: Yes Christ loves. Amen.
Animesensei	Hung out to dry	#13	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 08:26:23) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Being defeated Master!!! There is no bloomer in these times!!! Fish.
titotheretardedrebel	"Why did my friend have to die?"	#14	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 08:33:33) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Your friend was unhappy. He why is happy, it is huge. Someone has known? Perhaps the people were mean to him. Perhaps that was that defect. Him have sexual intercourse. I pray to Jesus. (Translated into Engrish through Babelfish. The second to last sentence was supposed to be, "@#%$ him," but, "Him have sexual intercourse," works too, I guess.)
Animesensei	Must die	#15	[-]
Posts: 5 (08/25/03 08:34:53) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Being to do the fact that he dies Tuesday in any case, my friend Monday must die.
yellowfellow1	kjkij	#16	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 08:36:15) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts
titotheretardedrebel	"Why did my friend have to die?"	#17	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 09:16:48) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	We must die entirely. Us then it does not die, there are our even excessively many. When it is, our even excessively many are not the sufficient food for everyone there. As for us all dies. That inhales the donkey.
Kakamabee	Re: CONTEST of Controversialism!!!	#18	[-]
Posts: 9 (08/25/03 09:24:44) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It meaning that yes, Christ does not rescue the people of the bulemia, my friend Monday died.
xamfear	Why my friend die?	#19	[-]
Posts: 37 (08/25/03 09:43:45) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hate to do this to ya'll be he died.... FOR GREAT JUSTICE !!!!!!
titotheretardedrebel	"Why did my friend have to die?"	#20	[-]
Posts: 3 (08/25/03 09:59:28) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I pray to yes Jesus, too. I pray the large quantity. All bundle. But the people cannot kill to Jesus and pray. They go to the hell like your friend. He the male of the hell is now inhales the chicken.

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