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(OLD) Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!!
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 coffeebot |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Posts: 6411 (11/18/03 20:58:42) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
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TooMeny |
Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Posts: 4 (11/19/03 04:33:11) |
The Sight-Seeing Toilet offers the many good
enjoyments for alien travelling! Sir, you can be gentreman, madame or indivicual of the wheeling device, the Sight-Seeing Toilet invite's yuo all! We most appreciatte when you bring the child with you, be family together and froget the troubles in home. Please, we invite you to the great release... If not for your inconvenence use the all times button for the frushing **Very importantly** Neveer put hand or foot on the ELECTRICITE for life hasard is continued!!! Thak You for your cooperation and come gain! |
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Happyfuntime |
Supplies Mini-Contest-Tiolet TOILET TOILET! | ||
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Posts: 17 (11/19/03 06:48:20) |
Enjoying the time from difficult live and work in the Hakkodas! I and my family under the stars, and puppies dancing nature harmony! Clean is health and enjoying, though flashing harm our nature. Who can say when it urgently of spiders and angry bears? We fear and say "NO!" The preparation of shop, and the Sight-Seeing Toilet is saves us! The package is read "Sight-Seeing Toilet to safe and beautifully, with no flash! Even in Tokyo Subway!" Now we are peace and nature dances with Sight-Seeing Toilet, even urgent and no hurting!
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dragonlady |
more Tiolet TOILET TOILET! | ||
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Posts: 135 (11/19/03 09:07:55) |
I have of edits and adding more links of pictures vacatings. enjoy!
more toilet added please let the know if linking is not the work. DL will remove of all bad links to toilet >Have day of joys<
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aneurin888 |
I am of impossible winning | ||
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Posts: 38 (11/19/03 11:17:49) |
The you Dragonlady is to have cheat.
Us no know Fotoshop no foto can make! How is ME! POSSIBLE! TO! WIN! It is I of sadness, It is I of not cheerful hamster... Pourquoi? (additionally Francais pour elegantation) |
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cheerfulhamster(d) |
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Posts: 1532 (11/19/03 11:38:38) |
Awww aneurin... Here i will do share some of my cheerful with you! Come on my car, I am have it ticket to brand new attraction at it Six Flags over Northern Outhouse. New it adds this Sight-Seeing Toilet. Much knowledge it are have! It are guess your weight! It are read tarot card with uncanny of Miss Cleo voice! Sight-Seeing Toilet even member the Psychic Fiends Network the Dionne Warwick speaks for! Let's example. I am go to consultant SST on another day. It is a say "you are meet aneurism of sexy! Invest in it plastics for big it moneys! A warn to you on the drive around tuesday to avoid wreckage on it busy road to take it other way!" All was the true by now except maybe it invest for I must do the wait and see. If you are not go with me to it but preferring alone, look for it one with gold ear ring doing dangle form it flush handle. No hokey woo woo of it crystal ball.... Sight Seeing Toilet has it CRYSTAL! BOWL! Let's so future!
Cheerful Hamster
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cheerfulhamster(d) |
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Posts: 1532 (11/19/03 14:12:46) |
Are you not seeing person? This you know to have it sight-seeing dog is the often. But sight seeing dog is a much care needed. Food it, cleaning it crap, too much job for you. Replacement it with new PooSee Corp's SIGHT SEEING TOILET! This big technical toilet robot has much to improve over it sight-seeing dog. No loud of BARK! sound, but alert you with the gentle flush sound like happy time at sea. It is not eat of food up. Dual it porpoise... it can leading you the around and no more need of you seeking a bathroom when you have needing it. Most joyous, it is clean up its own crap! It can be to you for the 5 moneys of Y9000 on it Visa, Masterchange, or JCB card! Envy your friends of you! Call it now 1-800-CRAP-BOT!
Cheerful Hamster
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (11/19/03 14:15:14) **Break a reg** |
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![0]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif) Litlgrey does to graisefuls with admit defeetings. Persons of contrest to all readei entroused, these is topmoistlei talentful! Minds a fullmoist! Sights is all well seed! Alien it is sai, these writeings thei are of souch sumptuousnessed creates, then not further is requiroused! Award earlei of prize! Announce earlei of winnor!"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
Target amoung you de Schoshtliekance in de OAT HOME of ORO! Pehh Pehh Pehh |
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Harry Paget Flashman |
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Posts: 10259 (11/19/03 17:32:26) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
Mose a welcome Engrish.com, HappyFunkTime. Is a asadeep a snows in Hakoddas anow? I so hope you to win a 2002 of calendar.
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (11/19/03 17:43:47) **Break a reg** |
2002? This does well of wisheinged?
"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
Target amoung you de Schoshtliekance in de OAT HOME of ORO! Pehh Pehh Pehh |
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Happyfuntime |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest-Tiolet TOILET + Welcome | ||
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Posts: 17 (11/19/03 19:58:16) |
Death of years mistaking of future 2002, but it is mostly appreciate welcome! By Hakkodas deeply with snow starting now and bettering the powderness from February. The Hally Paget Frashman-san makes my newness and joy in Engrish just like Sight-Seeing-Toilet!
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babelbaby |
much of woe not see the see of see-sighting toilet | ||
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Posts: 28 (11/19/03 23:07:29) |
very hot it be when doctor dear do the operation of eyesee. the blurries of flurries of their my black eyespots and doctor dear be helping me go bye to them. i go to sleep and wake up see with eye. no feel slicings makes me heave a big sighs and pray many thanks. but no sees when wakes me. cannot open the eyes for many days more. no peekings allowed me.
so i go to everywheres with big bandages. no pain but want scratchings and no way. then i hear of see-sighting toilet and feel much woe. for i cannot go see but i go. and i seat on toilet and search the flush. when pool it go whoosh and bowl turn and turn. i turn and turn. many turnings. bandages do not turn. i hear the musical flushings of many like me. it sad but i feel much the better. see-sighting toilet makes me not alone in darkling day. you want no cry got to see-sighting toilet. smell the soapies go bubble. hear the scratchings of writings on wallings by many many. her the groanings but no frownings for they pure bliss neighborly. and you come back to see when more the day. if bandages fall i go again. so sure like me you for you. |
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TooMeny |
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Posts: 4 (11/20/03 01:57:45) |
Last summar my, good penpaal from England came to me in Japan. I said wel-come Jerry, lets to sight-see! I showed to him every place so fine, but after fiwe hours he saaid he would like to, go the toilet, he explain he has the basic nead. Very fortunat was I, saw the signh to sight-seeing toilet, we go togetheir because I never went to the special toilet for the touriest and I was interrested to, see. Instrucions are only in Japanease and so I read it to Jery, I say that please to keep to, remind that this is not toilet but the honour and it is the feeling of uncertanty he not get back his itams if he lose them. But! No! It was, the polise he said I must maybe to leave because myself was, not a, touriest. I waite outside for Jeery for, long a time. Jerry come and said he enjoyced too much and next, time I can fly to England and Jery take me to theyr sight-see toilet! So the stiry had, muchly a nice end, I am so waiting to flyeing to England next summar
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (11/20/03 06:45:56) **Break a reg** |
Jerry, him emerje from toilet? Him not disapeir into Wardrobe and find lion? So manei there is readed storeis of persons to visit Toilet, and not is seed more! Jerry, this is ekstreime of luckful!
"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
Target amoung you de Schoshtliekance in de OAT HOME of ORO! Pehh Pehh Pehh |
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sararywoman |
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Posts: 184 (11/20/03 07:23:47) |
Room capacity 20
Ok, yes please. There are 3 of a seat left in front row, let the seat fill you please. Is a good, yes. Thank you for come on my SIGHT SEEING TOILET. The SIGHT SEEING TOILET has it been major attraction in Old Detroit ABANDON TOWN for over 15 of a year. When Nathan Ford, little of a known 2nd cousin twice the remove of his Henry Ford, first impress the much of Henry Ford Museaum, he was think and hear "Heinous Fart Nauseum." This the glory mistake is how it can bring you the SIGHT SEEING TOILET. Can every hear the Fart in back? Nathan Ford work for his it cousin as GREETER for 15 of a year without recognize. [click..slide show] If you would please pull your flush handles on it SIGHT SEEING TOILET... yes, reach, if not water stop, just open top and jiggle chain. ABANDON TOWN was it his dream to show rest of a country the wonderful thing of living where nobody is want of live. Please flush now the SIGHT SEEING TOILET. "I have the question!" Sir or ma'am you are hold your question until end of presentation. We like to think SIGHT SEEING TOILET is bestest feature of ABANDON TOWN and we all hope there is you like. You are all sit on original SIGHT SEEING TOILET taken from Henry Ford house. Feel the wood seat on SIGHT SEEING TOILET. Caress you butt and encourage a deposit. It is even said that king and queen sit where you are on SIGHT SEEING TOILET. [oooh! aaaahhhh!] Rumor has a say that even Henry hide a million dollar in one of these SIGHT SEEING TOILET... anyone find it? Uh-oh, better luck the next time on SIGHT SEEING TOILET! When you come on your house, check your toilet, maybe you parent hide something in you tank! Each of SIGHT SEEING TOILET is custom made. No two butt are like so how can seat be a same? A fact, each seat worn down to shape of person butt who use. Wonder who has it most skinny ass seat from a Henry Ford? "I do I do!" Congratulations! You get a toilet paper! These SIGHT SEEING TOILET come to ABANDON TOWN at a cost of $27.43 each. Please don't forget the gift store! Now there is a time of question. No question? Thank you lady or a gentile for the come on my show, let the remind you to please leave a seat down for next person. Thank NEXT SHOW IN: 34 minute the last sion of Mary
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Luffy D Kenshin |
Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Posts: 1 (11/20/03 10:58:17) |
Special offer!
Actually when we would like to be about there to be news it is tired in making the time when the newspaper is read at the toilet wasteful? Perhaps there is an interest in the new SIGHT-SEEING TOILET! Are just 270,000 Yen. without leaving the consolation of your washroom, it is possible to go to the desired place. Still in toilet room! At desired Place too? Enjoy! Wow! This is the offer of the only 1 time! We accommodate sex age. If handicap can be acquired, there is no problem! We in additional expense do not install the unit in your house. Now shopping! This definately is limited with offer! Don't waste haste! Ordering in the time that is not later! Wanted! |
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Bartok san |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Posts: 2 (11/20/03 11:01:08) |
Eye pleasurefull sight seeing toilet being travel to get. Lets sitting being comfortable and pleasuring time everyone! Refreshfull water clean not be too cold, not be too hot, perfectfully temperature. But best not yetfull tell has! Button push after, window open through see eyes never cannot see more beautifully. Window in see wonderfully view woman bathroom while craping! Peepingfull guy heaven to us all! Sight seeing toilet for women soonfully available.
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Happyfuntime |
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Posts: 17 (11/20/03 13:22:39) |
Sararywoman make Happyfuntime much laughing. I experience prevoius ownings toilet of need jiggle chain. Making diferance because toilet in houseing and not movie showing. My responsibirity is awarding you from calendar. Do you like Grolia Estefan?
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FassoliaPlaki |
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Posts: 30 (11/20/03 13:30:19) |
All New Electrifried Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet Mk.II Congratulate on choicing All New Electrifried Iccki-Pu(TM) Sight-Seeing Toilet (parent pending) Mk.II. Handcrafty by skimmed courtesan expedienced in art of pleasure and entrainment system, All New Electrified Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet Mk.II transport you new highs for delight with its virtuous goggle. Relapse in comfrot of own domestic while see sights of globule tourist attractive. All New Electrified Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet Mk.II give ears of seated pleasantry and enjoyful usage when carfull flowing of instruction here below. Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet not sittable for a high-volume user and industrious porpoise. If you above average high-wait ration or intent on installating in officious building, school, government agency ect. for usage of more than 3 (five) person weakly, please you order Iccki-Pu Maxi Touring model with reinforced driving mechanism, hi-capacity water sister, booster seat and multifunction control wheel. Availing excessries for All New Electrified Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet Mk.II is DVD driver, SCARF socket for outing at homing entertain system, inbuilt messing faculty for texting fiends and notarize next-of-king, and also superiorized splashguard and AUTOSHAKE fuction for male user. Femail user delighting to see Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet have fat range available of harmonize color-shades and textual finnish. Note pease: Problem with electrics of Mk.I version now discontinued. Mk.II nowadays total safely for indoor homely operations. Mk.III version (releasing 2006 approx) will featuring flush capability, new Pu-Gon pulverizer for stubborner facial output and female hyjinx produce, new No-Pu stain-resisting seat sheathing, auto seat wideness adjustment by weighty sense, Wi-Tu-Pu double seat arranging for twin user, multiple-user preference setting compatibility, and Emergency Stop mushroom. Installating and oprating instruction Installating Warming for installations! 1. Danger of exploding gas. Take the car to not explose gases. 2. Keep batter compartment (under seat) all time dry. Wet batties make toxical fuming and acid burns! In event of acidy leek, rinse infected area with flesh water and come in contact with physician! 3. Sight-Seeing Toilet under all circumstance be erected in dry atmosphere. Not suitable for humidly environment suchlike bathroom, showy stall, kitscher ect. Large vent whole above seat must to root to outdoors direct (can be concealed with optionally clearglass panel for maintain privates). 4. Erection and operations take place well distant from combustion material. Flaming substance (e.g. magazine, toilet paper, ignition gases ect.) not must be storaged within 10 meters of installated Sight-Seeing Toilet when in operable condition. 5. Stricty no smorking! Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet is musting be installated only by full quaflyied sanitary engine. Electric connecting can do the user when intimate with unfused high-volt unshielded multiple-circuit junction interface cable terminal connections and associative wirings. Needy tool: 37mm boxing wench Ratchet handy Annular socket flange w/ 26x34x17 backpressure nodulator and safely value Cranked forcep governor with centrifugal misalignment sensor module 7/32" gusset bender for welding of appliances No.12 scrog plate (x3) Component list (See appendical digram): A Main dish B Seat with harness C Control console and audiovisioning panel (with headphones! Jack!) D Connector A E Connector C F Connector B G Reciprocal cheek guard with C-clamp H Splashback preventing device I Batter compratment cover J Electric terminator strip (450V, 5000W, unfused) K Power transformator (must install uncover for optical ventilating!) L Odor flitter (optional) M Strainer (machine-washable) N O-ring Sure to coverup in work area and protect flooring. Strong alkali pipe cement can destructive ceramic tilings and rusty chrome bathing fitments. Detail for installating sequence and illustrating see Appendix XVII. Opelating Warming for operations! MAXIMUM DANGER! a) If extended using (egg. > 4 min (max) with roomy temp), seat getting hot to touch. Also smoke egrets from video slot. This normal operating procedures and not cause of consternation. Leave 36h cooling before use one more time. b) Use too many time (> 5 time weakly) cause maybe healthy problem and damage to machinery, suchlike irritating vowel syndrome, chafing the contact points, thigh mussel clamps, overeating of moving bits, seizures. Lubricate all parts throughly with each user. d) No unattending children to using Sight-Seeing Toilet without they have super vision. c) User with problems of weekly hart, nervy systems and old ages not to using without note from doctor. Wearer of placemaker not do to come inside same room. Electric circus interfere with you! g) Fasten seatbelt all times (inclusive neck strap and elbow harness) and be sure engage flap oscillator and ball-lift lever (before to secure elbow harness!). e) All spectator and house-pets keep out of highly danger zone during startup sequence. Also keep clean of emergent exit! f) Movable parts severe bodily extremes. Keep them in the clear! h) Never to use convention toilet cleanser produce! Attack china bowl and shorting service lifecycle! Only to wipe with damp facecloth after each user. IMPOTENT! Main tain you Sight-Seeing Toilet in according to maintraining direction (pages 3 through 96) by performing every 17 day no fail. Negligence to compry stop warranty valediction! For replacing of batter and filtery please come, in contact to authorized dealers center for your continent, or returning complete Sight-Seeing Toilet to manufacturer (in original packering crates at costs of own user). Under no circumcise whatever Iccki-Pu Croporation not in any way except no lie-ability for whatsoever in jury, property damages, rehousing cost, funereal expends ect. in no way whatsoever resulting in proper installating, maintraining and usages of any kind of Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet whatsoever. To oprate: Notation: If you Sight-Seeing Toilet Mk.II version 32456a (see label sticky inside main waist out-pipe), watch steps 1 through 27 (except 6 and 11). If version 32456b, please to regard steps 1 through 27 (not including 6 and 11) in other order. 1. Wear of ear-protection muff and shinny-guard (not include). Tie long hairs outways or put airnetting to prevent the entrapment. 2. Appliance of insulating creme to exposure area (require 2nd person). 3. Now to fixate electrodes on either sides of primary orifice and on end of nozzle outflow pipe (orface and nuzzle pipe locate on left sidehand under video slot). 4. Switch on (hold button OFF and AUTOWIPE simultaneous one after an other). 5. Select desirable user excess profile (PRIVATES or PUBELIC). 6. Descend buttock area cautiously. On Down. 7. Donning now please special Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Virtuous Goggle over of eyes. 8. Activize viewing-scream. 9. ... . . . |
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Bush2004Vote |
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Posts: 12 (11/20/03 15:21:00) Banned User |
I was unbeliever. Life is finite and then you died. Everything is made of powder. One day the wise man came to me and say he has secret. This is specials toilet which open a mind. Of course I skeptic him. Wouldn't you? He invite me to sit on sightseeingtoilet but I am not need of a go. Wiseman say it not need-based outreach, just sit and shut up. I am ok, ok. I'll sit to your. In the moment of my blink, I begin to see the sights... Oh, the wonderment of me. I wish I could tell you the half of it. Trust me, this is one heck of the toilet. To get the freaky on, I also wear the AmberVision glass and WOW is the understatement! Where I saw men as trees, now I see the New World Order! Vote Bush!
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