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sararywoman |
Flushed | ||
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Thanks, Happytime! FassoliaPlaki, I cannot sit the toilet now because I have laughed the ass off.
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Harry Paget Flashman |
Re: Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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TooMoony, Most a welcome. Engrish.com don't have TooMeny TooMeny yet. So, an "O boy!"...we got a room for you. (It of padness))
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Harry Paget Flashman |
Welcome Luffy D Kensin. | ||
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Welcome Flufy the Kantsing. I so hope I pronouce your a correct. Am guess you hales from a West Virginia though bio saying California and I see the "slkdjhs;kdjf". Hey a small world, me too! , '63-'65, ward B, floor 2, bunk 107. Mine still in the remissions...no body part fall off yet. How you?)
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SholidSnacke |
~Ladicar Dreamers~ An Empressing Day | ||
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My earth mother handed me a notebook. It was a College Notebook. She said that she found it while she was cleaning the i-Beam Stopper Cabinet. I flipped to a page with a Monkys bookmark.
My expelience in Chapan. The turning of my chronicles began right at Hotel Yesterday on day san (3). It was a Monday. I lost my 100% discunt ticket. Empressing as it seem, I misidentified myself as a storeway and was stuck up on the puss. The strife was ratrified only by a chat with toor leadel. Blush! The timing was already 2 'o C()Ck on Tuesday mourning when I checked in Hotel Yesterday. Tuesday wasant an improvement. Firstly, I flashed my Hotel Yesterday key down key down the toilet. Secondly, I realising my Super Brain panic chew of gum's lefting miles array at Aripot! Thirdly, I smeared homo soap water all over my Sony Ericson C1002S Communicative Mobile Phone. damn! damn! damn! damn! damn! damn! With a lump of Geraid on my fringe and a badly ribbed Get Killed(m) t-shirt, I was the last one on the puss. Anotherly, I rise to the fact halfway I forgot my Piping Hot! I'll be frying over the jungle for suer! Next termination: Star-Rated Sight Seeing Toilet. Prepared to pray to God-Jesus, for the Vorsch is Yet To Come. I sense people starring at me. Goodness me, I forgot to put on the Nipless! My friend, Lovely White Gir was wondering why I placed both my hands there gently all time. I said I was bewaring of peopie. The smell of Fragrant Panda Droppings and Bang Bang feces only made me sicker than sick. Love drug didn't help contain myserf either. The Sunny sun fought UV peacefully into my unprotecting epicarp. After the Hello Rabbi and Cherry Bear show, we go to the Pasta Fear scene. I paid for my chpegiti. The teller disimpressed at The visage of Mary Gilmore on the love note. "10 OJi Dollars? Take a grip of steering! Please of a pay in Chapanese Yen." said the Terranous teller. GOD. Lost Ticket, Flashed the key, Homo Soap on C1002S, no nipless on, and now, forgetting of the change of money! I feel coke. I hate myself and I want to die! Came on the heroine, my friend. She paid for me with a Visa. Next Up, at the Sodami and the Angel Puppy show (of a talks of a sheila identified Sodami to dogs). The maiden kissing of myserf was with a dog! I was stationed at foremost column, when Sodami summoned my onstage for a tissues time. I was to query the Angel Puppy and tickle it with wearing a Pork Joy. Just then, the angel puppy ensued a blow superior right up my face! french kising of my lips! Mogumoguhamuhamu! "Rerax yourserf!", Sodami says. But the Angel Puppy's saliva equates Mets Hard in taste. Le Puke on the stage. I had a Blue Tuesday also. On the pilgrimage back to Yesterday Hotel on the puss, toor group was being pubicicly outragous they tease me me. Lovely White Gir says, "You got killed to get noticed! Guys will fancy you!". I kept my washed up face on my lap. Not the truth, I paved mandatory a fine to Key Fuctory for a replacement Key when we got back. "100 OJi Dollars?! not not not, it is 6000 yen!" the receptioninist oracled. Crack ups repeat themselves in history. I don forget all the good time. |
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FassoliaPlaki |
Re: Atm. sararywoman! Impotent Instruction! | ||
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Thank your kind worms, sararywoman! You enjoy pleasurizing me. Hope flowing inflammation of helping re-cover falldown ass!
Appendix XXIV Trouble shoeing . . . 149. Fallen asses: Use her below order forum for attain special Iccki-Pu Ass Retriever Tongues at special knockabout pricing $199.99 (exclusive shipmen and customer duty; allow 28 daze for deliberation). Use tongue to grasp firmly ass and create twisty motion to extricate from toiler dish. (If passing U-turn, need special extendible telescropic tongue attachment excessry, $50 extra!) Flush under ruining fawcett and urgingly sick media attention! 150. ... . . . |
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TooMeny |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Daer FascoliaPaki, must I tell you, you did extreamely funny! To read your insrucion manuel made me laugh in such a particuliar way, it was a loud tingle in the mouth. Myself is supecting you leern an engrish in universite of such kind Yuor story it was tall, think you are the people whos never run out off batties TooMeny fealing jelouse (but hopping you win)!
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sararywoman |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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SW does not the photo doctor toolkit. But the idea is me: please of you, make me the photo of a SCAMP motorize wheelchair but of a toilet. Ok, now go, do. What you still doing here? GO! DO!
the last sion of Mary
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coffeebot |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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If it is to give you the photo, then who are get a credit? Get a real, Princess! You just a keep the fun time happy smile noise and a whatnot with you wording. Leave a phootoshop to me and it DL.
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tau926 |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Newest of coolness is Sight Seeing Toilet!!! For a happy user with small time of the day. Combine stylish and a use all inside a restroom!!! In a place of work or in the store one can be in need of a toilet. Why use messy boring old when a one can be using of a SUPER FUN SIGHT SEEING TOILET!!!! While being in use of a Toilet, woman, man, or handicapp can see a sight. Happy selection of panda, ocean, robot dance, wall of glass, and, more!!! All for a viewer of enjoy!!!! Also, Sight Seeing Toilet is the mostness of clean. Be sanitaly, enjoyment, and refresh, all in one of a toilet! Look for in a place! $4000 yen.
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tau926 |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Newest of home security for a bathroom. The SIGHT SEEING TOILET!!! Having of a theeving problem? No More!!! In buying Sigth Seeing Toilet a one can have protection of a bathroom and all bathroom supplies. Camera of the lid sends a picture to the tank. Tank is in keeping of a tape of event. Wanting to USE the sight seeing toilet? Button on handle makes a pause in teh record so a toilet can be used with no seeing. Best of top security for a batroom! Keep shampoos safe and home! To do so, buy a sight seeing! CAUTION: Tape is not the waterpoof.
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Harry Paget Flashman |
Re: Atm. sararywoman! Impotent Instruction! | ||
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FossilSplat, I-P Retriever Tongues so to of a useful. While the Kidneystone is trying a pass is a "hanging fire" lodges mid-penae. Every beat of heart is so an agony. I know from doctor the trick of ingest many of waters for making the "power-P" to dislodge the stone. This is drinking large water but time a come to clear the organ of its obstruct I know I cannot touch it hurt too much. "Ah-ha" I am thinking, of course a tounges! I chill it in iced water and use it for grasp it the organ for this "power-P". Oh, it work so good the cold tounges. It a bargain of $199.99 and cheap more than lithotriptor.
(P.S. I ask doctor how I am to know when the stone begin to pass? He tell me, "When you come crawling through that ER door screaming for drugs." He is wise man.) |
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kori hakubi |
Re: Atm. sararywoman! Impotent Instruction! | ||
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Try Kori to sight-see in the toilet manner. It have the view of crappy. *rimshooter*
Sticking to it VEWMAESTER should Kori. VEWMAESTER is of topmost amozement! More view then SIGHTSEETOILET with certain! Lets so VIEWMAESTER! On down! |
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Bartok san |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Thank you barely a much for choiceness to come see famous sight-seeing toilet. Let me telling you story from witch, and wear this toilet coming from. A many time a go, people think that going toilet be waste of time. Butt someone taught of way make go toilet interest thing and pleasantfull. He taught: "Hey, people like to trouble! We should making toilet that be able to see many a thing!". So pee pole a greed with him and make sight-seeing toilet. Pee pole were many a happy of going toilet and see thing from else wear. Butt from beginning, only best could do be imposter on wall. Butt imposter be too many regular, and as technology erected, appear IMAX, truly way of go in someplace with realty! So pee pole taught of do thing with many a toilet in IMAX tea later. What best could be? Sound so big that only you can ear noise from body while everyone watch big scream! Sight-seeing toilet be first IMAX toilet in word! So I say: "Please every a one enjoy you expire rents!".
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Percy Dovetonsils |
Re: Atm. sararywoman! Impotent Instruction! | ||
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I use my I-P Retriever tongues to avoid the occasion of sin and to keep myself germ-free.
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SholidSnacke |
Batter Voltag Incodect | ||
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Dear FalsoPalki,
My SSTMk2 is hafing proplem. Pure spark on batter unit emnation. I have valedicted that batter is covvectly contacted, red to poverty, black to negatif. Still! Pure spark and no pofer. No vurther thethails, diagnose porgram cantot run witout pofer. HOW! WHY! Machin Derails: Patch Numper: 2003-01-0C4 [Ojtralia] Sefial Numper: 000FP2-V785345-069385-6853DDC Re fission: 32767cbz BIOS re fission: 1.04 [Janary 2003] Please herp me! -SholidSnacke Ojtralia |
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litlgrey |
Re: Batter Voltag Incodect | ||
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There are simpel of explicaties. You are NOT have of TOILET.
You are have of MISSEL LAUNCHOR. Is for usings against TERROR-BANG persons. Most telling evidence is diaphram of sayeings LITE FUSE - GET AWAI. When was last time was seed bei you, toilet of lite fuse - get awai? "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
Target amoung you de Schoshtliekance in de OAT HOME of ORO! Pehh Pehh Pehh |
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FassoliaPlaki |
Re: Batter Voltag Incodect | ||
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GDye, SoiledShack,
You in Ojtralia? Hay! Wowness! FassoliaPlaki great flan of Strailier. Is favored plaice of FP in a whirl! My Daddy Plaki live in Berth for lass 20 ears! FP go visst on many caucasian. Also seeing Sidley, Breastpain and Melbum. Were you at, SolidShag? But FP originate out of EngLand... You Ozzies no needful of Sight-Seeing Toilet be causing EngLish ruggy teem wipe you ass for you today, copper! I hardily bereaving it when Oz player equalify and send game to extra Tim. And Engly last minuet dropped goolie to win! WOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! Muster bin grate to watching the game in life. Saddily, FassoliaPlaki live in Grease and no sat-on-light telly, thus not see matching on tellvision. FP musting sit alone in office watch result date-up on BCC Whirl Internetting Sight wile composting this massage! <snuff> Regreet here you have tribble of Iccki-Pu Sight-Seeing Toilet. Unfortunely me only righting of duckremen... dockimen... instruction book not real authored give out techlical inflammation... But I give some advisables (betwin yours and mine only, you standunder? Police to keep deeply secreted! No letting off to any buddy!) a) You system spectacles are in odor. You have very late soft wear. b) Dignose pogrom not implicated yet. That why not ruining! c) You main powder in Ustrailer 240V, isnt it? OK, hear remedial dead easy! You go out by step-up transflator for 240/450V powder (or 2000V germinator with 1:4 downstep) and correct terminators direct to seat (one on each of hinges). Then flow resting instruction in book. Before use on humane personnage, re-command trialing first on hole side of beef (go cheep in Oz!), unwanted house-pet, local council erection candidate, or simular. (Also advise waring of ceramic groan insulator to prevent damages of replicating system!) If noticing slight udder of singing hair and chaired fresh, then SST correctly justed and ready for usage! Peas let myself now if this working. If you capable thereafter... Rearguards (must be worn all times!), FP ENGRAND RUGGY WHIRL COP WHINERS 2003!!!!!!!! |
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cheerfulhamster(d) |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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Oh no sararywoman it is the too late now I am see your want image. I was leach posty limit of me yesterday when i had made it image to you. I am post anyway just to kick.
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coffeebot |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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How is the retail of price for the MOTORIZED SIGHT SEEING TOILET?
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cheerfulhamster(d) |
Re: Supplies Mini-Contest - Toilet TOILET TOILET!!! | ||
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It becomes reasonable pricing of the 21,735 for total value. (this is the $199 for you, if you USA. But add it 13.99 for sipping, and handle wring.)
Cheerful Hamster
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