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BICYCLING: I enjoyed a mild winter with intermittent periods of 65degree weather. Be-A-YOU-tiful! At the time of this question, January, I believe we were experiencing what Art Bell would call The Quickening. This includes unseasonably warm bike-riding weather, for which we in Ohio are extremely grateful to have received. In fact, I welcome our new Apocalyptic Weather Harbinger Overlords. Welcome, one and all. Then I got hit by a car, quit riding my bike, bought an Explorer for Teresa, a Sonoma pu for me, and a 240SX for Noah. After a month of bikelessness or so, I took the wheels off T's bike--fixed my Trek--and began riding again (to work, store, to photograph, to mall, with Noah) and then it is fine.

DSL: I believe he lost his password.

HPF: He is in post-Katrina West Florida building his pre-apocalyptic Morquie Island/Gort Mountain survivalist resort out of turkey bones and the skins of hapless Cuban rafters who had the misfortune to wander on to his 'hunting compound' (and I say 'hunting' with that knowing wink of disapproval, much like the one that the polygamists got in Texas from their rancher/investigative neighbors.) I would be critical of DSL but he collects former Soviet weaponry of which I am covetous.

NEEDS ADVICES: Sponny, it is I who should be asking you for advices. I am not worthy. Although, you may ask me anything about my interesting life that you wishes.

MY NEW SIGGY: Hows come nobody said they liked my new siggy? I worked hard at making it look exactly like the advertisement pages of an '80s nudist colony exploitative 5 X 8" magazine. Props to old school nudism pron.