"Extra thick" is easy if you are possessed of ample larder, adiposed to "unample larder".
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Posts: 10259 (01/06/08 19:07:39) {9}Giant Big Man Club{9} |
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Posts: 3030 (02/11/08 22:46:47) **Status Clitical** |
How is the bicycling weather in Ohio?
Have you been a nice boy and girl this year?
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Posts: 2098 (05/27/08 23:07:38) **Charming Junkie** |
Hey Bot, I noticed that the last post here is from Dr. Superlove. Where do you suppose he went?
Thanks for your corporation.
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Posts: 525 (05/28/08 00:42:22) |
wishing the doctor was at here, Spoony needs advices.
Welcome to your enquire for the Spoony. Lets spoony with me! Please be sure that Spoony you are acceptable.
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Posts: 6222 (05/28/08 06:03:42) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
BICYCLING: I enjoyed a mild winter with intermittent periods of 65degree weather. Be-A-YOU-tiful! At the time of this question, January, I believe we were
experiencing what Art Bell would call The Quickening. This includes unseasonably warm bike-riding weather, for which we in Ohio are extremely grateful to have
received. In fact, I welcome our new Apocalyptic Weather Harbinger Overlords. Welcome, one and all. Then I got hit by a car, quit riding my bike, bought an
Explorer for Teresa, a Sonoma pu for me, and a 240SX for Noah. After a month of bikelessness or so, I took the wheels off T's bike--fixed my Trek--and
began riding again (to work, store, to photograph, to mall, with Noah) and then it is fine.
DSL: I believe he lost his password. HPF: He is in post-Katrina West Florida building his pre-apocalyptic Morquie Island/Gort Mountain survivalist resort out of turkey bones and the skins of hapless Cuban rafters who had the misfortune to wander on to his 'hunting compound' (and I say 'hunting' with that knowing wink of disapproval, much like the one that the polygamists got in Texas from their rancher/investigative neighbors.) I would be critical of DSL but he collects former Soviet weaponry of which I am covetous. NEEDS ADVICES: Sponny, it is I who should be asking you for advices. I am not worthy. Although, you may ask me anything about my interesting life that you wishes. MY NEW SIGGY: Hows come nobody said they liked my new siggy? I worked hard at making it look exactly like the advertisement pages of an '80s nudist colony exploitative 5 X 8" magazine. Props to old school nudism pron. 
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Posts: 6223 (05/28/08 06:05:46) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
i mean, doesn't the Scientific Touch Company just make you wanna move to Hollywood NY?
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Posts: 526 (05/28/08 17:51:31) |
I really like the new signature (I actually shared it with a few friends a couple weeks ago, they got some good laughs). My favorite part is the "...like
my is! FREE BOOK is!". Also the "This is not fail" was a big hit among the Spoony friends.
An inquire to the coffeebott? Spoony will having think something for the asking time. Time sit in the thinking chair, to think think think.
Welcome to your enquire for the Spoony. Lets spoony with me! Please be sure that Spoony you are acceptable.
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Posts: 7935 (05/28/08 17:57:52) {7}Feel Enjoy!{7} |
I've always been a fan of "Don't not". It's Deep, man.
Heavens!
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Posts: 4858 (05/29/08 00:59:30) ****Trees and flowers |
That signature is so unique, coffeebot, it simply makes me laugh big time! Wishing myself to make that one too...
...you must be using Adobe Photoshop or its Mac equivalent? 
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Posts: 6224 (05/29/08 06:43:33) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
MORE ABOUT MY LIFE! 2 years ago I bought this AUTOMATIC watch under the advisement of 140 positive reviews at Amazon.com. Every time I wind it up, set the
time, synchronizing the second hand to my ATOMIC clock (the old ATOMIC clock took up more space than my ENIAC) it gains more seconds. Last time it gained 15
seconds per day, this time 25. At the end of a week it gains 3 minutes. That's 12 minutes faster each month. Let's hope the waterproofing claims are
not similarly exaggerated. Looks just like a ROLEX. (don't buy INVICTA watches... stick to CITIZEN and ORIENT)
PS CS3 and MAC stuff: I wish I could make more grungy looking stuff. So grungy you couldn't tell it was made up. Not like that Israeli guy who faked an original GOSPEL. Speaking of GOSPELS, I'm watching Rev. Billy in What Would Jesus Buy? a Morgan Spurlock production (you remember him from his documentary Supersize Me.) SIGGY ENGRISH: phonemes like "just it" or "before time" are from my KATUSA colleagues in Korea, 1988. They used to daily try to borrow "pipteen cents" having no F in all of Korea. As my 50th birthday just passed (a fact which has not excaped AARP and other SENIOR CITIZEN scammers) I now can claim "pippty years old" when I'm trying to pick up 32 year olds. (age appropriate difference equation: male age divided by 2, plus 7) do you peel enjoy? |
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Posts: 7940 (05/29/08 17:58:41) {7}Feel Enjoy!{7} |
He's pipty! Fif, fif, hoolay!
Heavens!
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Posts: 6227 (05/29/08 20:15:38) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
I used to challenge asians to say "she is really leery of liars."
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Posts: 17 (05/30/08 08:22:10) |
When I was being a little girl and we would be having the Japanese exchange students we were to always making them say "Big black bugs bleed black
blood" that was of the fun to hear them trying to say. Also we would to have them say "Slimy worm" that was also of a good 1.
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Posts: 6228 (05/30/08 14:58:43) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
japanese student are always top of fun!
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Posts: 7 (09/30/08 11:34:19) |
mine is serious for taking amusement and viewing vertical face. Only smile for food
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Posts: 3 (11/28/08 21:22:44) |
Is my Therapist's nose a fake? I have been flipping coins trying to figure this out. I could ask her... but that would go against ALL of my natural
instincts (who knows, maybe she would be proud of my effort in asking her).
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Posts: 4 (11/28/08 21:24:38) |
Go to Mexico, find someone who speaks english, ask them to say " Cheating cheaters never cheat" Its pretty cute.
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Posts: 6333 (12/03/08 19:12:40) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
Your Therapist's nose happens to be a subtext for your obsession with pancakes.
As you know, "a nose is a nose is a nose" and sometimes a "nose is just a nose." This can be represented by the equation: 5(nose) + 4(a) + 3(is) + just = 0 You should always ask questions, especially about therapists and their personal lives because there are no stupid questions. What a stupid question! Asking personal questions allows you a special way of relating and derails the therapeutic process. Who knows? You might get the opportunity to project and fall in love! I eat bags of M&M's whenever I can afford them. My favorites in descending order are: Peanut M&M's Almond M&M's Premium M&M's Personalized M&M's M&M's Ice Cream M&M's McFlurries M&M's Minis M&M's Baking Bits Holiday M&M's Plain M&M's Dark Chocolate Peanut M&M's Dark Chocolate M&M's Peanut Butter M&M's
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Posts: 9 (12/03/08 20:03:24) |
Thats good to know. This weeks homework is calling someone I dont know. Maybe I will call Dr. Alex's daughter and ask HER if her mom's nose is fake.
MUAHAHHA.
The reason I asked about the MM's is because my brother eats MM's ALL the time and your style of writing reminds me of his. Do I get to keep asking you questions? (please answer that question as lengthly as possible.) |
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Posts: 5033 (12/04/08 00:21:26) ****Trees and flowers |
When coming back from America vacation, once we bought mountains of M&Ms. Took 3 months to finish the awesome sweet load.
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