If you recall that "Wear Sunscreen" mock address from some years back, you'll probably like it just as well in the Engrish form:
Everyone of us attended the class of '98: Wear sunscreen.(Thanks to Google Translate for making such feasable.)
If I could only provide a hint for your future, sunscreen would be it. Long-term benefits of sunscreen, the rest of my advice has no basis for a more reliable than my own meandering experience, has been proven by scientists. Now I would advise this.
Please enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Oh, never mind. Decline until they do not understand the power and beauty of your youth. But in 20 years, trust me, looking back a picture of yourself, remember to not know how much I look and how fabulous you really put in front of you you could. Is not fat enough you might imagine.
Please do not worry about the future. Or worry, worry not know to be effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life, some idle Tuesday that such a blind-side 4:00 pm, things are never easy to be your concern over the heart.
Please run one thing scares you every day.
Please do not be reckless with other people's minds. Please do not put your people and reckless.
Please do not waste your time on jealousy. If you sometimes ahead, sometimes you are behind. The race is long and, ultimately, it is only yourself.
Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Please have your old love letters. Discard the old bank statements.
If you do not know what you want in your life that you please do not feel guilty. The most interesting people I know did not know at 22 what you want in their lives they do. I am 40 years old some of the most interesting is that you do not know yet.
Get enough calcium.
Be kind to your knees. When they disappear, you'll miss them.
Maybe you do not maybe you will marry. Maybe you'll have children, you probably will not. Maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken seventieth anniversary of your marriage. Before you go any further, you can congratulate yourself too much, do you berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance. Everybody else seems to.
Please enjoy your body. Please use the methods you can do it all. Afraid of what other people think or it should not be. It is a great instrument that you own will.
Dance, even if you do not have nowhere to do it to you in your living room.
Even if you do not follow them, please read the instructions.
Please do not read beauty magazines. They will feel you are ugly.
Get to know your parents. Would have disappeared forever when they can not know that.
Be nice to your brother. They're your best link to the people most likely to stick with you in your past and future.
Friends came to understand that and go, but with precious few you should hold on. You get old because you need people who know you the more youthful, geography, work hard to bridge the gap between lifestyle.
Lives in New York City once, but leave before it becomes difficult to do.
I live in Northern California once, but leave before you tender.
Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicians will philander. You, too, gets old. And you do when you were young, prices would fancy to be reasonable, politicians and aristocrats, children to respect the elders.
Respects to your elders.
Please do not expect to have anyone else to support you. Maybe you, have a trust fund. Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. However, if you know what might be missing either.
Or you can look at your hair it 85, please do not mess too much with time if 40.
Please note that such advice you buy, be patient with those who supply it. The advice is a form of nostalgia. The ugly part dispense paint on it, is worth more than what, to recycle it, wipe it way past the discarded fishing.
But trust me on sunscreen.