Dick Van Patten????
"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
With Lookful - is BANKY SCAM!!
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 litlgrey |
Re: Banky Scam and nothings but | ||
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Posts: 2676 (03/16/03 21:12:08) **Break a reg** |
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (03/16/03 21:22:12) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
 Picturing from Randy Mantooth fan Site! They also have photo autographed of Randy, but no baby arms holding a Apple! Maybe he is of a Banky Scam? (see! I am holding a topical so I do not become spankly) =^_^= "Making Engrish, not a war!" |
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (03/16/03 21:29:55) **Break a reg** |
RANDOLF MAN OF TOOTHINGS????
Upon wherelei and howlei do JurassousNoko (which is calls JN) to THEINKFUL of souchly??? "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (03/17/03 05:24:35) **Break a reg** |
Ahhh... is NEW Banky Scam!
Joy is within mindful! DEAR FRIEND, IT WILL LOOK LIKE A BIG SURPIRSE TO YOU RECEIVING A LETTER FROM A PERSON LIKE ME.MY NAME IS PRINCE ABACHA,THE SON OF THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA; THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, WHO DIED ON THE 8th OF JUNE 1998. NOTE THAT I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT TO SEEK FOR ASECRET BUSINESS PARTNER WHO WILL ASSIST ME IN THE TRANSFER OF USD25.5,000,000 (TWENTY FIVE POINT FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS). THIS SAID AMOUNT WAS MY MOTHER'S (MRS AISHATU ABACHA) OWN SHARE AS THE LAST WIFE TO THE LATE GENERAL SANI ABACHA. THOUGH HER MARRIAGE TO HIM IS NOT LEGAL, BUT SHE WAS ABACHA'S BEST. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM THE FIRST SON OF MRS AISHATU ABACHA, AND I AM PRESENTLY IN TOGO - LOME. I AND MY MOTHER LEFT NIGERIA FOR TOGO-LOME AS A RESULT OF THE PRESSURE FROM THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT TO FREEZE ALL THE ASSETS OF MY LATE FATHER, INCLUDING ALL HIS FUNDS. ALSO, THE PRESSURE FROM HIS OTHER WIVES (CONCUBINES) AND CHILDREN, GOT SO MUCH THAT WE COULD NO LONGER BEAR IT. THE JEALOUSY AND ENVY WAS TOO MUCH TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY TOO WANTED TO TAKE ALL OUR BELONGINGS. THIS PRESSURE MADE ME AND MY MOTHER TO TAKE ALL WE HAD AND LEFT FOR TOGO - LOME WHERE MY MOTHER DEPOSITED THIS SAID AMOUNT IN A SECURITY COMPANY WITH THE HOPE THAT SHE WOULD GET IN TOUCH WITH A FOREIGN PARTNER. BUT AS FATE WILL HAVE IT, SHE DIED OF BREAST CANCER A MONTH AGO, AND WAS BURIED HERE IN TOGO-LOME. BEFORE SHE DIED, SHE HANDED OVER TO ME THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT MEANT FOR THIS SECRET DEPOSIT OF USD25.5,000,000 (TWENTY FIVE POINT FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) AND SHE WARNED ME SERIOUSLY NOT TO MAKE ANY CONTACT OTHER THAN A FOREIGN PARTNER BECAUSE OF THEIR EXPOSUREAND BUSINESS KNOWLEDGE. IT IS ON THIS NOTE THAT I AM WRITING THIS LETTER TO YOU. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST ME IN MAKING SURE THAT THIS MONEY IS BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM HERE AND BE USED FOR GOOD INVESTMENT PURPOSES. IF YOU AGREE TO ASSIST ME IN THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND, YOU WILL BE GIVEN 30% (THIRTY PERCENT) OF THE SAID AMOUNT AND THE REMAINING WILL BE USED FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES IN YOUR COUNTRY. THIS WAS AN INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO ME BY MY MOTHER BEFORE SHE DIED AND I PROMISED HER THAT I SHALL CARRY IT OUT ACCORDINGLY. PLEASE NOTE THAT NO OTHER EAR SHOULD HEAR ABOUT THIS BUSINESS. IT SHOULD BE STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN YOURSELF AND MYSELF. FOR FURTHER ENQUIRIES, REPLY THIS MAIL. ALSO DO NOT FORGET TO REPLY MY LETTER WITH YOUR OWN PRIVATE TEL/FAX NUMBERS RESPECTIVELY WITH THE BELOW ADDRESS: pabo8210@yahoo.com. THIS BUSINESS IS 100% RISK FREE (ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RISK FREE). AWAITING YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE. YOURS FAITHFULLY, PRINCE ABACHA. N/B:PLS IF THIS MAIL FINDS YOUR INTEREST KINDLY REPLY ME ONLY THROUGH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS: pabch54@hotmail.com or PHONE :00228-947-12-09. Scam is endorseful by Dick Van Patten and by Randolph Man of Toothings!  "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (03/17/03 05:36:20) **Break a reg** |
Oh, to be of souch gratemost of fortunes!
TWO Banky scam are areive upon a singel morningly! What could be mor on-of-topec than? Dear Litlgrey, I am Mr Phillip Williams Attah, Bank Manager of African International Bank Corps , Lagos Branch. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) deposited for twelve calendar months,valued at US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty-five Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an automobile accident.On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any next of kin in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork. This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in the Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will come forward to claim it. According to the Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 6{Six} years, the money will evert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.Consequently,my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the next of kin to Mr.Barry Kelly so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple; 1) I will like you to provide me immediately with your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits,which will put you in place as the next of kin. 2) We shall employ the services of two attorneys for drafting and notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. 3) A bank account in any part of the world, which you provide, will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin of Mr.Barry Kelly. The money will be paid intoyour account for us to share in the ratio of 75% for me and 20% for youthen 5% will be set aside for any expenses that may occur during the transfer process.There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees the successful execution of this transaction.If you are interested, and my private phone number 234-803-3482947. Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand. Please observe utmost confidentiality,and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. Awaiting your urgent reply via email. Phillip Williams Attah "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/05/03 04:43:07) **Break a reg** |
Lagos Nigeria
Tel: 234-1-7756237. barrcarlnnamdi@yahoo.com Dear Howard, I am Barrister CarlNnamdi a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. KennethHoward a national of your country, who used to work with Shell-development Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April 1999, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along shagamu express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposit were lodged. Particularly, the finance company where the deceased had an account valued at about10 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account valued at10 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. 60% to me and 40% to you I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me by my email and send to me your telephone and fax numbers to enable us discuss further about this transaction. You can equally call me onmy telephone number above. Best regards, Barrister Carl Nnamdi "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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Erinita |
Not Toothyman Randy! | ||
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Posts: 44 (04/07/03 16:30:08) |
Cannot be of troo. Toothyman Randy is topmost riteous man. Shurly not of banky skam (banky spam?). Gage is notly of skamness. Only of Squad Fifty One. Toothyman Randy mustly of honoribleness be. Mustly! Is himost cool. Onlyest can be cooler with Fez! of Sexei!
 but not smorking.
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/07/03 19:33:44) **Break a reg** |
Well... here is a yes. It is of a trueing.
"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (04/08/03 06:41:14) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
Randy Mantooths is upmostly cold. I am wonder, what RM would to do if suddenly receipt many of fans message in Engrish. Would make say, "What is of this? It is nonsensically of message." And then see of Fan Site, he is a popular in Japan?
Of bankly scram, it is another yet of Nigririans message, which do not mention a beer in same. Nigririans are realize however though, that LG is of alien with intergrity of know, and they wish of him for helps. It can be seen, these are of people who contact muchly for assist of their Big! Fortunes! but cannot make pay for stamps of mail. I reiteration, ask of money for beer and see to happen. Will they not provide of beer! It is necessity. I also see, do not to make drive in Nigriaria, it is a dangerously and peoples always to die in largely car crash. Leaving of massively MONEY'S for peoples to scooping up. =^_^= "Making Engrish, not a war!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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Erinita |
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Posts: 44 (04/08/03 06:52:39) |
Randyman Toothy no mores for me! Is himost luckfull to having Engrish frends for educartional purposes.
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/08/03 19:53:52) **Break a reg** |
Is Bloogum Warriour of heirings of manei bubblous revews of enthuseful to submitteings at ama zon dot com of compact disk of HA! HA! musicness bei actor of nameings DAVID HA SEL HOF ?
Is mouch of same spiiret as to send of mouch dripful loveings in Engrish to Randolf Mantoof! Be of mouch sertains wen sendlei LOVE notises to Man of Toothes, to ekspress mouch sorrou at loss of Ju Lee Lon Don and Bobbei Troope, was also of stars in most himost event of coltures weith nameings "EMERJANCEI!"  "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (04/09/03 06:03:24) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
Yesir, remember I of Julie and Bobby in Emergency's! And of Julie was singer torchly, have CDs music of her and also of she sing, of commericials for Marlboro cigaret! She is of smorking to sing!!! and have of lovely singvoice.
I am to keep away from a Haselhof, he is of suctionally act and I do not make care what is said, in a Germany, of this Great! Actor! Of his sing, I make not a compare. It is to listen of Julie, and forget of David. And can only imagine, of a Randy Mantooths album??? "Randy SINGS a Cole Porter"! =^_^= "Making Engrish, not a war!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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Erinita |
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Posts: 44 (04/09/03 07:03:04) |
Jul Lee Lon Don is for troo life Dr. Joe married. Is a weird see Ju Lee no smmoooch Dr. Joe or give
 on side. Watchly oftener and Ju Lee no give Dr. Joe. Study even. Still no give . Is a sad for Dr. Joe.  Is Bobbie gets from Ju Lee? Hopeningly not so. Boobie too young Ju Lee. Bobie stay aways - Ju Lee Marrry! Can now sees how Juley of smorking. Her have alway deep voice and bedroom eye. She put head downly, to look uply and raise of brow when speke. Point received, Julie. Is a talent talk to mens thusly. Digressly I did. Manie forgiveness I ask all. Drunken Hatsoff, who is calls DH, has not my liking muchly. Am congree with Meineke Naked, who is calls MN, DH is suctional value only. Cause for ha ha. |
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/09/03 18:51:28) **Break a reg** |
Ju Lei Lon of Don is marreis of Bobbei Troope, and both is workei for eks-housbands of Ju Lei Lon of Don, Sargants Jo Freiday Webbei! Is MOST strainjeful storei of teime!
HOW is ManumbelNumbel to obtens of comarshal for smorkeing of MANEI! MANEI! agos? ![0]](http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/alien.gif) Litlgrey is also of haveings!"my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (04/09/03 19:13:22) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
MNSO have gotten from vintage commerical site. I go to look, link is inactive!!! It was upon wclynx however, does not seem to be a more. Laughly time, I am remember of originally comrical. So would singing along of song, peoples think Neko is a nuts, a dumbs, and perhaps a Seventy! Years! Old! No, it is simple of accelerate age from too manys posting.
In Neko house, we are of listen to all kinds thing, it is apparent to muchly alike a LG house. Have of tastes which call "elklectics". Several of Julie London have here, includes I think is "Heart belong of Daddy" so forth. To hear and see of differents, in musics and artistics, is a good! True of story. Buy in secondhand store a LP of Peggy Lee, take home to play. A year later, is to be seen there is something inside of records sleeve. It come out, and Behold! is pictures drawn by somebodys in a prison, of Lana Turner and Johny Stompanato! with other things, like a paperworks for paroles! Best of one! dollar! spent for longly time. MNSO make say, "How you know who is?" but is simply! Same picture was in book call "Hollywood Babylons" and it is recognize! I show picture and it is AHA! World is strangely place, not???? =^_^= "Making Engrish, not a war!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/09/03 19:46:46) **Break a reg** |
Wohrld is, of himost indeids, plais of strainjelei.
Hous of MefistoNacho is... a plais of strainjeleir. "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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coffeebot |
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Posts: 6411 (04/09/03 20:08:39) {5}Beware of Safety{5} |
It is of a seren sereene ser serendipititpity. To finding of the not forseen expected thing of a value. Happen much often to a luck.
take a good care
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maneki neko |
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Posts: 5208 (04/10/03 06:52:28) ****Realizing Poopularity**** |
Indeed it is, MN house of Strangely! Can not move, without Someone falling through a ceiling or similarly, and playing of dreaded noise: WILLIAM SHATNER sing. AIEEEE!!! Flee for life, Neko make to say. Grab childrens and pets, RUN! to topmost highly grounds! Ghost deer CSL in a basment! Mantical hilarities!!!
It was a Serengeti, of truthly. And am wonder of what go through mans mind, in a prison, to make posters of Lana and Johny? This was of murderly mysterious, I am to remembering. Uh oh. =^_^= "Making Engrish, not a war!" DO NOT GO IN The ATTIC! EVEN IF ATTIC OF SEXY, NOT TO GO IN! WATCHOUT OF A WASP ALSO! THIS IS WARNING OF YOU! |
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litlgrey |
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Posts: 2676 (04/10/03 17:09:36) **Break a reg** |
Weith indeids, to recept upon hous a Shatnereing is himost of a terrors.
But nou... Litlgrey is to restore FOCUS to topic...My name is CEDIA ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located in the South East Asia. My husband was recently impeached from office by a backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate. My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence. The present government is forcing my husband out of Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporter. During my husband's regime as president of Philippine, I realized some reasonable amount of money from various deals that I successfully executed. I have plans to invest this money for my children's future on real estate and industrial production. My husband is not aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for now. Before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments through diplomatic means. I am contacting you because I want you to go to the security company and claim the money on my behalf since I have declared that the consignment belong to my foreign business partner. You shall also be required to assist me in investment in your country I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of the total money you will take for your assistance. When I receive your positive response I will let you know where the security company is and the payment pin code to claim the money which is very important. For now, let all our communication is by e-mail because my line are right now connected to the Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please also send me your telephone and fax number. I will ask my son to contact you to give you more details on after I have received a responce from you. Thank you and God bless you and family. MRS CEDIA ESTRADA "my foots is coating with asbestum, i can dance on your lava flow" - polska
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MantisGod |
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Posts: 137 (04/25/03 15:52:31) |
A Banky Scam received by me. It does not say, where to ask for Biru.
DEAR SIR, I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. FIRST I MUST SOLICIT YOUR ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS BUSINESS.THIS BY IT'S NATURE IS A TRANSACTION WHICH NEEDS MAXIMUM CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY. I AM DR.YOMI WILLIAMS AND THE PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE LATE FORMER ATTORNEY - GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION AND MINISTER OF JUSTICE OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, CHIEF JAMES AJIBOLA IGE (SENIOR ADVOCATE OF NIGERIA).AS YOU MAY KNOW HE WAS ASSASSINATED ON THE 23RD OF DECEMBER 2001 IN HIS HOME AS A RESULT OF HIS AMBITION TO RUN FOR THE 2003 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN MY COUNTRY. BEFORE HIS DEATH HE KEPT IN MY POSSESSION A BOX WHICH CONTAINED THE SUM OF TWENTY - FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($25 M USD) AND HE INSTRUCTED ME TO DEPOSIT IT IN A SECURITY COMPANY.HE WANTED TO USE THIS MONEY TO RUN FOR HIS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IN THIS YEAR'S GENERAL ELECTIONS,UNFORTUNATELY HE COULD NOT MAKE IT.THE FAMILY HAS AGREED THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER WHO WOULD HELP ME GET THIS MONEY ABROAD. THIS IS WHILE I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE,FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE THAT YOU WILL RENDER TO ME AND THE FAMILY YOU WILL GET 30% OF THE MONEY,65% FOR US AND 5% FOR LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL EXPENSES INCIDENTAL TO THIS TRANSACTION. HOWEVER THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS RISK FREE ON BOTH SIDES AS ALL NECESSARY ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR A SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION AND WE ARE PREPARED TO SHOW YOU EVIDENCE AND PROOFS OF THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION. THIS BUSINESS REMAINS CONFIDENTIAL AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH.YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. FOR MORE DISCUSSIONS PLEASE CALL ME ANYTIME ON THE ABOVE NUMBER,THAT IS MY PRIVATE NUMBER. PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY. GOD BLESS. DR. YOMI WILLIAMS. |
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